Cynical C Blog has shown me a world of food I never thought existed:
Wednesday, 31 December 2008
Monday, 29 December 2008
Sunday, 28 December 2008
Friday, 26 December 2008
Thursday, 25 December 2008
DEATH
you've probably all seen this.
but it is amazing.
i want you to watch it again.
ignore the "funny" news reader dude.
but it is amazing.
i want you to watch it again.
ignore the "funny" news reader dude.
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Tuesday, 23 December 2008
ANONYMOUS COMMENTS ON NAH RIGHT
I don't know why but this cracked me up for a solid 10 minutes.
"What is crazy is that the funniest shit on this mixtape is really not Game, Gotti, Joey and Buck ….it is Tony Yayo…imo
^He dont got no feet. Yayo is just hovering."
"What is crazy is that the funniest shit on this mixtape is really not Game, Gotti, Joey and Buck ….it is Tony Yayo…imo^He dont got no feet. Yayo is just hovering."
Monday, 22 December 2008
DOGS WOULD HAVE JUST EATEN HIM
" Police in Argentina recently found a 1-year-old homeless boy being cared for by wild cats, the Daily Telegraph reports. A policewoman on patrol noticed an unusually large cat gathering which, on closer inspection, was surrounding the boy. Doctors believe the eight cats snuggled up to keep the child warm on cold nights that would have otherwise been fatal.
“The boy was lying at the bottom of a gutter,” the officer said. “There were all these cats on top of him licking him because he was really dirty. When I walked over they became really protective and spat at me.” The cats also apparently foraged for the boy's food. Police later found his homeless father, who said cats have always been protective of his son. "
Nicked off WZRD's
NIGELLA'S XXXMAS
I'm debating showing this video to my mum, as she thinks Nigella Lawson is a whore.
Saturday, 20 December 2008
CARS FOR SALE
You know the credit crunch is real legendary up in here when Twizzdog is selling his whips. Trust me Tim, I considered putting my 3 door 1 litre VW Polo on gumtree last week but December's not a time to sell. Wait till the spring. Serious dog.
ROASTING VEGETABLES ACTUALLY MAKES THE VEGETABLES SWEET AND TENDER
I think this is pointless
Also a bit of an unsettling Uncle Tom impression
Also a bit of an unsettling Uncle Tom impression
Friday, 19 December 2008
Thursday, 18 December 2008
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PK CHEWING GUM?
I used to love the taste of the blue one! also the Hubba Bubba soft drink and Tab Clear.
Wednesday, 17 December 2008
Tuesday, 16 December 2008
BASH THE BISHOP
Of course lukewarm comedy creator Kevin Bishop was being a complete fuck by throwing and shouting things at the winners of BBC comedy awards, but most of the comedy that was being awarded was so shit that to me it seemed quite necessary.
BRAIN DAMAGE 1987/88!
Frank Henenlotter's second best film after Basket Case (Frankenhooker taking up a close third). BLURBENSTEIN "A normal, average guy who lives in New York City becomes dependent on an evil, disembodied brain. The brain feeds the guy a narcotic substance in exchange for his unwilling assistance in obtaining the brains of innocent victims for sustenance. This turns into a tour of circa-1980s underground NYC clubs, backlots, and other seedy locations." Aylmer is the greatest lsd trip inducing parasitic worm ever, he genuinely steals the show.
BTW if you cannot be bothered just watch Brian and Aylmer partying in the tub (3rd video 6:30 in).
BTW if you cannot be bothered just watch Brian and Aylmer partying in the tub (3rd video 6:30 in).
THE KENSINGTON VII AND THE POLYSTATION 3
The reviewers monotone sarcasm is a tad grating, but I am always amazed by knock offs and fakes.
Recently I read about the fake Famicom systems from the eastern bloc and china and think they are the most interesting, due to the fact you could use both genuine, fake and older systems games in them. They sound like they were pretty equal to the genuine nintendo system in all ways except cheaper and much more fun (actually by the sounds of it they broke down a lot).
"CRAZYBOY FTW"
Recently I read about the fake Famicom systems from the eastern bloc and china and think they are the most interesting, due to the fact you could use both genuine, fake and older systems games in them. They sound like they were pretty equal to the genuine nintendo system in all ways except cheaper and much more fun (actually by the sounds of it they broke down a lot).
"CRAZYBOY FTW"
Monday, 15 December 2008
I'M SO EXCITED!
i basically have no access to internet anymore so haven't posted in ages.
the Frog brothers sent me this.
Sunday, 14 December 2008
Saturday, 13 December 2008
MULTIPLE SIDOSIS
Made in 1970 by Sid Laverents, to celebrate his christmas present, an Akai M-8, he uses the reel-to-reel to make a multi layered version of Nola, performing as a one man band.
Not only is he capable of manipulating a reel-to-reel, his video is so elaborate for a home movie without any assistance from professional editing equipment, its a wonder he was able to maintain persistence.
He's also still alive at 100 years old. Now remind me what you got on this guy?
WHO LIKES HILARIOUS JOKES TOLD BY TOP IMPRESSIONISTS?
stand up comedian impressionist Drew Cameron is two faced!....the man who's not quite himself. Funny comedy Impressions
"The stand up we've been waiting for" - Piers Morgan.
"Mind-boggling!......must be seen (and heard) to be believed". - Time Out
"The stand up we've been waiting for" - Piers Morgan.
"Mind-boggling!......must be seen (and heard) to be believed". - Time Out
RAIDERS: THE ADAPTION
Three boys, Chris Strompolos, Eric Zala and Jayson Lamb spent 8 summers, between 1982 - 1989, recreating Raiders of the Lost Ark shot for shot.
Spielberg and Lucas found themselves in the possession of the video, Spielberg calling it "the best piece of flattery that George and I have ever received" and the screenplay is now being written by Daniel Clowes.
Friday, 12 December 2008
WALL OF DEATH
The most riotous pit I've ever seen and been amid, was actually at an Eminem concert in Milton Keynes. Maybe calling it a mosh pit would be an understatement, it was just every middle aged agro drunk scumbag, that you wouldnt bother looking in the eyes, all in a grass field beating whatever reached their clenched fists. I sat on the hill watching whilst getting beer cans and bottles hurtled at me.
The worst part was that they sold Pepsi on most of the stalls, until i found one that had Coke. I went back to sit on the hill, and sipped my can and waited patiently for the white guy to spit some verses.
Thursday, 11 December 2008
Wednesday, 10 December 2008
GAY VAMPIRES ARE FUN TO BE AROUND
Rules on my videos & Channel. Don't insult my family, don't insult my friends, don't praise Randy Orton, never post a comment as "first comment," don't insult my vampyric heritage, don't act like a homophobe because I am gay, and if you don't like it, I got 2 words for you, SUCK IT! Follow these rules and we're cool with each other. If not, you will be bitten by the gay vampire.
Tuesday, 9 December 2008
GODS DIRECT CONTACT AKA SUPREME MASTER AKA A LITTLE BIT INTO ART AND COOKERY
Here is her art
Here is her vegetarian fish?
here she is editing a tribute to herself
Here is her vegetarian fish?
here she is editing a tribute to herself
WHOPPER VIRGINS
Remote happy people eating famous American sandwich. Exploitative and depressing or super funny and cool.
Monday, 8 December 2008
Sunday, 7 December 2008
NOT REALLY WORTH $4500
A 'Warr Guitar' is a stupid piece of shit with upwards of 12 strings - it is designed for be played with two hands.
It is impossible to make a 'Warr Guitar' sound good.
Here is some proof:
The world's most unfunky man plays the worlds most pointless instrument:
Colin and Mike have something to share!
This is depressing:
the reason for the unbroken stream of crap this instrument has produced is more likely to be that the only people who have heard of the Warr Guitar are 'gearheads' and are more interested in the types of screws that are in the scratch-plate than the sound that the fucking thing makes.
It is impossible to make a 'Warr Guitar' sound good.
Here is some proof:
The world's most unfunky man plays the worlds most pointless instrument:
Colin and Mike have something to share!
This is depressing:
the reason for the unbroken stream of crap this instrument has produced is more likely to be that the only people who have heard of the Warr Guitar are 'gearheads' and are more interested in the types of screws that are in the scratch-plate than the sound that the fucking thing makes.
Saturday, 6 December 2008
Friday, 5 December 2008
INSPIRING YOUTH
Of 1985
I'm very aware of my fellow VTBloggers disdain for Rocky Horror, I used to count it as one of my favorite movies, until I went and knocked myself out with POTP (check a previous VT post about the film)
I think in all honesty, Rocky Horror should be reserved for quirky A-Level Drama students, to get away with dressing up kooky.
Good on em'
Thursday, 4 December 2008
TURKEY COMP DYNAMO GIRL EATING AGGRESSION
(I hate this new search bar at the top of youtube videos, is there anyway to get rid of it?)
NO NO NO NO NO
"John Carpenter's cult 1988 film is getting the remake treatment from Universal and studio-based Strike Entertainment, which are in negotiations to acquire the film rights with rights holder Les Mougins.
Strike's Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive producers.
The original film, part sci-fi thriller and part social satire, told the story of a down-on-his-luck construction worker (Roddy Piper) who discovers glasses that let him see aliens walking among us and controlling humanity. The man races against the clock to find a way to stop them.
The movie is known for a fight scene that lasts 51⁄22 minutes and for the line, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
No writer is on board.
Gordon, an entrepreneur and music impresario who worked with Alice Cooper and Blondie, holds the rights, having financed the film as part of a multipicture deal with Carpenter that also included "Prince of Darkness" and "Village of the Damned." Universal distributed the film as part of an output deal Gordon constructed.
Strike, whose credits include "Bring It On" and "Children of Men," had success in the remake arena with 2004's update of "Dawn of the Dead." Strike is also working on a remake of Carpenter's "The Thing."..."
Nicked off thehollywoodreporter.com
WTF Bring it on and children of men? Oh and his Dawn of the dead remake was completely crap as well!
Strike's Marc Abraham and Eric Newman will produce, while Shep Gordon of Les Mougins and Carpenter will serve as executive producers.
The original film, part sci-fi thriller and part social satire, told the story of a down-on-his-luck construction worker (Roddy Piper) who discovers glasses that let him see aliens walking among us and controlling humanity. The man races against the clock to find a way to stop them.
The movie is known for a fight scene that lasts 51⁄22 minutes and for the line, "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
No writer is on board.
Gordon, an entrepreneur and music impresario who worked with Alice Cooper and Blondie, holds the rights, having financed the film as part of a multipicture deal with Carpenter that also included "Prince of Darkness" and "Village of the Damned." Universal distributed the film as part of an output deal Gordon constructed.
Strike, whose credits include "Bring It On" and "Children of Men," had success in the remake arena with 2004's update of "Dawn of the Dead." Strike is also working on a remake of Carpenter's "The Thing."..."
Nicked off thehollywoodreporter.com
WTF Bring it on and children of men? Oh and his Dawn of the dead remake was completely crap as well!
Tuesday, 2 December 2008
BONJELA BLOKE
Isn't he great? tough yet tender with the added bonus of being translucent so you can see if he lies to you!
Monday, 1 December 2008
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