REPRISE OF THE MACK

Born in Hanover, West Germany, to Bajan parents, Mark Morrison lived in Leicester, England and attended Rushey Mead School, before moving to Miami, Florida. At age 19, he moved back to England meaning Mark developed one of the strangest accents known to man.

“[Return of the Mack] is the greatest song about sexual betrayal since I heard It Through The Grapevine” - Tony Parsons.

“The first video to represent black british street culture authentically”

Via DJ Tayo

Horny Bonus:

Contemporary Bonus:

MY FAVOURITE IDIOT

Highlights From his new video 'Swig Swag' include...

The Segway
The custom fake lean cup
TGI Fridays
Sitting in a hotel lobby
The little kid getting his skateboard stuck by Money Boys feet
Mini fake Kool Aid chain
What is 'really good' bloods?
Leaving TGI Fridays on the Segway.

STUPID ROCK BAND DISRESPECTING A GREAT MAN

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SKINHEEEDS VS MADNESS

please a geezer

LOLVOGUES

INVALUABLE LIFE EXPERIENCE

This woman is a witless inane bastard. She reminds me of the people in charge when you have a really menial job, spending ten minutes telling you where the recycling bin is because they assume everyone else is as moronic as they are. I like the blank glaze across her face, has she considered washing 2 or maybe 3 spoons at the same time?

Comments from youtube to her:

"I already knew about the 'Double Utensil Wash' from a book I read last year which was full of secrets like that. It improved my utensil washing productivity by 49%. Another great little tip I learned from the book is that instead of waiting all day outside a friend's house for them to just happen to come to the door, a handy trick is to do a 'Knock on the Door' or use a 'Doorbell'. If they're home theyll come out pretty instantaneously! Just doing that has increased my daily productivity by 83%."


(via Robert Popper's Blog)

ATTACK OF THE MOST HATEFUL ADVERTS OF ALL TIME

Morley is putrid. I would pay so much money for the people who were in the development meeting for these adverts to be hung upside and dipped in sewage.