FUCK YOU YMO!

Instead of putting on a show like in the video above, Yellow Magic Orchestra sucked balls. Rather than the Rydeen/Technopolis/Computer Games madness I know and love, the crowd were subjected to an hour and a half of three grumpy middle-aged Japanese men making clicking and whirring noises on Macbooks. Sod off Ryuichi Sakamoto, you and your mobile phone advert music. Sweet fucking Christ it was dull, never see your heroes...
But hey, there's always porn for the blind to keep moral high:
http://pornfortheblind.org/