!TRAILER PARK BOYS!

Probably the best uses of the term ''FUCK OFF".
PART ONE
"all fibs he's telling"
PART TWO
"I need a store bought cheeseburger"
PART THREE
"Drunk on swish, dancing around with an old fucking dirty dog...Eating pizza crusts off the fucking ground"

VON VON VON IN 'VON ON VON'

This has been out for ages, I want to see the whole thing.

DON'T BE SO ROSY

I have to disagree with the 90's nostalgia trip thing. I loved the man from uncle and all the rest of it, but I distinctly remember television being as mind-blowingly dull as it is now, just without all this putrid 'viewer choice' iplayer hair gel T4 spunk splash that we get on top of all the other stuff. There's no doubt 90's telly was a bit more anarchic and/or weird, but it pales in comparison to the Japanese death porn we can choose to watch on the internet nowadays. Telly's just pretty rubbish and it always has been, it's merely damage limitation for most programmes, as in which show will bore you the least. But that won't stop me watching it, they'll always be the Fast Show and the like, but never do I remember thinking at any point in my life - 'hey, TV's great right now! I'm so pleased my interests are so satisfyingly catered for!'

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INDOOR WHEELIE!

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BAD BOYS AND K-LOVE?

Bad Boys Featuring K-Love-Inspector gadget!

What the hell does the white girl say..."you know what they say honey... those ain't balloons in the water...oh you better watch out...." e.t.c.
What does that mean, is it from a movie, is it from the inspector gadget cartoon.
It doesn't make any sense.

CHANNEL 4 (and bbc2) FRIDAYS

I was very fond of Channel 4 when I was a kid.
Before hollyoaks and the endless coverage of indie music festivals, sponsored by hair gels.

Every Friday evening I would go to the corner shop and buy 50p worth of sweets, then lamp out on the sofa.
I think it would always kick off at about 7 with Ren & Stimpy.(which was actually on BBC2)

then either one of Gerry Anderson's mental future puppet programs, the best one being Captain scarlet.

And then it would round off with the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Then I would usually try to hang around and watch anything else that came on, whilst enjoying my swinging sixties induced sugar rush.
(EDIT^ TV basically used to be better, BBC 2 had Eerie Indiana as well.)
Channel 4's My so called life is actually just boring self indulgent shit, and I don't know why I had fond memories of it!

NUTTY CRACK WHIPPING CAUCASIAN RAP MUMBO JUMBO FROM INSANE ROCKAWAY QUEENS JEW

I'VE GOT A THING FOR TIM

Early T-Wizz from 1987, VJ'ing for the Nsign Night Network. He gives props to Cutmaster Swift for winning the world DJ Championship; (Good Cutmaster Vid linked HERE), plays Bassline by Mantronix, and offers tickets to the Cold Chillin Jam at the Brixton Academy. As Fat Lace Magazine rightly say, the most exciting thing in rap to happen this year was Souljah Boy's internet beef with Ice T. I find that so depressing.

I HEART REDNECK AMERICA

It must be so fun to live above the law, albeit with your mother, but what the hell, men like him can carry guns. Link Here.

THE WAVE 1981

I was waiting for the thick selfish repeater to post this. But I got bored and decided to put it up.
Part1

Part2

Blurb........" To explain to his students the atmosphere in the 1930's Nazi-Germany, history teacher Burt Ross initiates a daring experiment. He declares himself leader of a new movement, called 'The Wave'. Inspired, he proclaims ideas about Power, Discipline and Superiority. His students are strikingly willing to follow him. Soon the entire school is under the spell of 'The Wave'. Anyone who refuses to be a part of the Movement, faces threats or worse. Ross himself gets carried away by his own experiment. Or has it turned into something more than an experiment? A climax is unavoidable, resulting in a hard lesson for both Ross and his students."

SIR MIXALOT IS ALWAYS FUN.

Previous Mixalot post.

DOES ANYBODY ELSE LOVE JENNA FISCHER?

I've been watching a lot of the American Office, and have become mildly obsessed with her.
The only thing I liked about Walk hard was her.

She's the best.

I do not condone the strange fan video.

WE'RE RICH!!!

My site is worth $86.
How much is yours worth?

I'm not embarrassed to admit that the above website valued VT's potential worth as the princely sum of $86. Google hasn't got shit on us, they're only worth $1,561,822,935. That's only $1,561,822,849 more than us. They have gay offices anyway. We don't even need an office. Fanny-faced Google dweebs.

"CRAZY RARE"

CD-III - Get tough.
One of the best songs of it's type, and often ignored.
I would never have imagined there being a video for this mid eighties gem. So many rap/electro groups back then never created any sort of video, so this is a pleasant surprise.

TRAILER BREAK: BLOOD ON SATAN'S CLAW

Especially for Videotime, watch for the re-emergence of Charn playing the devil.
Cheers Paddy.

RAGE UPDATE

A while ago I posted a few videos of a man I went to school with called The Rage. He's got some new stuff that I need to share. The first video is The Rage protecting his own with a hot new beef track, that may or may not, make waves in the mixtape community. If Dj Green Lantern gets hold of it, then you heard it here first, if he doesn't, you still heard it here first. The second video is beyond me, but I still find it strangely compelling.

YOU KNOW RON? CAESAR'S BROTHER?

"Clip from BBC documentary about how the english language evolves." Slightly patronising but interesting none the less.

WHO WILL T-WIZZ DOMINATE NEXT?

T-Wizz sets his sights on Zane Lowe, who is a turd, and more than deserves Tim-Dog's slightly surreal middle-aged rap banter in his face. "You are so generic!" Set it off Tim, he's a cunt.

PM ENTERTAINMENT CLASSICS

VODKA: PART TROIS

There's not enough room at at the breakfast nook

FLAT CHESTED

My friend Jackson filmed a french girl!

I'M GOING CRAZY FOR RUSSIA

English Russia has always been one of my favourite sites, I hadn't visited in ages so here are some highlights: Russian Restaurants, Belarus Special Forces training, Russian Policewomen and the celebration of the Frontier Guard. Those are real cosmonauts by the way.

I KNOW SHREDS HAVE BEEAN AROUND FOR A WHILE

but i seriously detest Creed and find this very very funny.

ARE YOU FINDING LIFE A LITTLE FLAT?

TRAILER BREAK: DAS BOOT

This rivals any Rocky montage for pure intensity.

THE WINDSOR

"The video is to be viewed as if you were looking in a mirror."

Mesmerising.

CORO

The gayest man in Latin freestyle, and that's saying something!

COOLY D IS ANTI-HYPE

The meaning of dope says it so well: "don’t know who this guy is or where he is now, but I’ve definitely met about 25-50 versions of him in my short life. You know that random guy who’s always rapping but not really rhyming or making sense and making everyone awkward and uncomfortable" - Cooly D makes me want to shrivel up and die.

Update: This Cooly D is not to be confused with Insane Dutch rap producer 'Cooly-d', he uses a hyphen in his name which makes a huge amount of difference. Looking at his website, he makes his namesake look like KRS ONE

PIMPS ARE MENTALLY RETARDED

Mr Whitefolks, 'Georgeous' Dre, King James & Pimpin' Ken

GET CRAZY WITH ELECTRIC LARRY

Mega-promoter Colin Beverly plans to sabotage the New Year's 1983 concert of small-time operator Max Wolfe. Wolfe's assistants Neil Allen and Willie Loman find romance while trying to save the drugs, violence, and rock and roll from Beverly's schemes

PUT YOUR HINDS UP FOR DETROIT

More from "The Scene".

PUB-0'VAN

MUTILATOR

Good grief.

THRILLER CHILLER

I heart mini coffee

HORRIBLENESS

Breastfeeding at 8, and annoying to boot!

URBAN CAMOUFLAGE

There's too much news, some of it has to be made up.

LET'S DO IT UP REAL LEGENDARY IN HERE!

T-Wizz wanders around Glastonbury making fun of black people. He's all about that.

R.I.P. MERRILL HOWARD KALIN (1963-2008)

Yes we've posted this before, but I've just found out that Merril has passed away aged 45. Videothunder pays its respects to a man who's pioneering attitude towards cookery shows is probably the best example of why this blog was started. Goodbye Merrill, you were a knockout.