Tuesday, 28 October 2008

ACORN FIENDS

I've always envisioned the respect i would receive from having a squirrel as a pet.
You've seen people (celebrities) with their token chimps.
They're never on leashes and always have ill fitting children's clothes on, like jumpers often ridiculed as being made by your grandmother.
(My neighbors once had two pet chimps that they kept in a cage outside their house, those two chimps would be out there rain or shine, the cage was no bigger than a portaloo. I was one of those monkey loving kids, so I'd make elaborate plans, usually involving full camo outfits and grappling hooks to rescue them and live as a family, but I could never find the key to get out the back door.)

But no-one has every attempted to train a squirrel (as a pet, I am aware that squirrels were trained from birth to open nuts and put the nut into a hole, then given a nut afterwards for the Remake of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film)
I really want a pet squirrel, an army of squirrels would be EPIC, but I wont be greedy.
If I do get a number of squirrels, I'm taking all the mirrors in my house and glueing them together with the mirrors facing inwards, so my nutkins, can form the ultimate Breaking Crew

Talented Breaker or Acorn O.D.

I often get attacked by rowdy squirrels in Hyde Park, camera flashes provoke them like crazy.


Leave appropriate Crew Names in the comment section please...

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