SUPPORT TED

My friend Ted who lives in philadelphia needs money for car repairs after a baseball riot!
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OH NO.. IT'S.. THANATOS!

DW alerted me to the mighty Thanatos, Vancouver's very own one man war on crime. There's a slightly sinister Al Qeada/Columbine/Comic Con element to the video, but if he's true to his words, British Columbia has it's own Rorschach. The pimps, pushers and paedos have a new enemy... Thanatos!....(I appreciate the skull placement on the left, very evil)

SACH'S REVENGE!!!

You can't ring up 78 year old men and tell them you fucked their granddaughter, It's not allowed. My brother and and my friend DW made a song about it. I think both Brand and Ross should have been fired, but instead they're going to get the Sachs.

DAVID LYNCH PSA

ACORN FIENDS

I've always envisioned the respect i would receive from having a squirrel as a pet.

You've seen people (celebrities) with their token chimps.

They're never on leashes and always have ill fitting children's clothes on, like jumpers often ridiculed as being made by your grandmother.

(My neighbors once had two pet chimps that they kept in a cage outside their house, those two chimps would be out there rain or shine, the cage was no bigger than a portaloo. I was one of those monkey loving kids, so I'd make elaborate plans, usually involving full camo outfits and grappling hooks to rescue them and live as a family, but I could never find the key to get out the back door.)

But no-one has every attempted to train a squirrel (as a pet, I am aware that squirrels were trained from birth to open nuts and put the nut into a hole, then given a nut afterwards for the Remake of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory film)

I really want a pet squirrel, an army of squirrels would be EPIC, but I wont be greedy.

If I do get a number of squirrels, I'm taking all the mirrors in my house and glueing them together with the mirrors facing inwards, so my nutkins, can form the ultimate Breaking Crew

Talented Breaker or Acorn O.D.

Weak Squirrel Baiting and Training Tips

I often get attacked by rowdy squirrels in Hyde Park, camera flashes provoke them like crazy.

Leave appropriate Crew Names in the comment section please...

ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS OVER KENT!

Whilst I don't think of the UK as the center of paranormal activities (some place near area 51 probably) but interestingly we have opened up some files on space ghosts and the planes they drive.

JUST BLAZE + RICK WAKEMAN = RONALD JENKEES

Most Explosive ever.

CONDITION 1=THE WORST WEATHER IN THE WORLD

Door to Hell in Antarctica - Watch more Free VideosJohn Carpenters The Thing spring to mind.

LITERAL SONGS

I like this trend of literal singing of music videos. Videotime does this brilliantly when he's drunk or bored, though they tend to be off the top of his head. I like the way it makes pop music look like it's made by really gentle retards.

MUSIC BREAK HAVEN'T DONE ONE IN AGES

Not that anybody caresThe 3rd bass video is to show how much Alchemists mate looks like Mc Serch.

THE DEAD POETS SOCIETY 1989

"First of all, off top you can see the MC Serch resemblance. Yo I even think we got the 3rd Bass fanclub adress off their album once and sent a pic of Jubin, in hopes that they'd recognize and maybe use him in a video as a young Serch. That was his nickname. Serch."
You may or may not have noticed that we are big fans of The Alchemist and the fact we manage to mention him every couple of monthsLINK

VOODOO IS BLUE

Sexiest chick in town.

I don't really dig Blaxploitation

But i do love BugEyed GraveRising ZOMBIES!

THE TOMORROW PEOPLE

Trip Trippin' Intro.

FLOWERS IN THE STAIRS

After my post about Bad Ronald I thought I should bring up The People Under The Stairs, as it was how I found out about Bad Ronald in the first place.
I can remember being with a good friend in a Blockbuster in Kentish town when we both spotted this movie sitting provocatively on the blue moulded shelves. It was directed by Wes Craven in 1991, and stars the party girl from my so called life as the abused daughter of Ed and Nadine Hurley from Twin Peaks! Enough of a reason to watch this weird underrated creepy mess.
Blurb "The People Under the Stairs is the story of a young boy (Fool) from the ghetto and takes place on his 13th birthday. In an attempted burglary (along with two others) of the home of his family's evil landlords, he becomes trapped inside their large suburban house and discovers the secret of the "children" that the insane brother and sister have been "rearing" under the stairs."

GIVE IT HERE

Here's to Def Jef for looking and sounding like a camp economics lecturer from the university of gay.

BAD RONALD

Someone uploaded a favorite movie of mine "bad ronald" is as creepy as it gets!
A shy teenager accidentally kills a mocking peer, and his mother helps him hide in a spare room in their house. Problems arise when the mother goes for an operation and dies, and the house is sold to a new family, with the teen still living inside.
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STAY IN YOUR DRIVEWAYS

I hate Segways.

So previously, you looked like an idiot riding along on the pavements, and you're probably under the impression that riding bicycles on pavements is a hazard (Reminds me of the time I got punched by some old codger sitting at the bus stop, because I was riding my bike on the pavement. I was 12)

And now you're gonna ride your zippedy electronic trash wagon on the streets taking up the width of a car?

Complex Issues.

These on the other hand, I have great admiration for

Its naughty, but i can't help crease at the prom scene.

REMAKE CIRCA 2010

The only Brian De Palma film worth celebrating (aside from Carrie)

Is the ever so delightful Phantom of the Paradise.

Not due for a remake, but news amongst the SwanCultists is its gonna get one.

And before you think it, Rocky Horror takes Falcon Punches from Phantom.

THE MASK

PART2
PART3
PART4

THE CALL OF DUTY

My Brother and my friend DW made a song about Call Of Duty 4. Sad I know, but it gets me strangely pumped.

RAZOR'S EDGE

Quote from Cringevision about the clip: "There are so many things wrong with this clip.. here, we see the host Roy (who apparently got into a fight with his wife, who shoved a knife into his neck) getting frustrated by his inept staff, who botch what was supposed to be a seemless fashion show.. this was aired in 2002!"

IT'S SATURDAY, RELAX WITH SOME CLASSIC TELETEXT

I remember as a child, when my Grandparents used to come down to visit from the industrial north; a typical Saturday afternoon consisted of sitting in my living room with my Grandad watching the incredibly static Teletext football results page, waiting for ages for the scores to change. We would then watch Final Score with Des Lynam and he would drink tea and talk about War.

THE OTHER CHAPMAN BROTHERS

SPACE IZ THE PLACE

"Outer space smells like fried steak, hot metal and welding a motorbike", according to scientists. I always imagined it as smelling like a quarry at night.
LINK TO THE ARTICLE

DR SAUL BONES

WALL STREET 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

IS HOLLYWOOD INSANE? They are making a WALL STREET 2! Now I have to spend all my daydreaming time thinking who could play Mr Gecko.

ROBOTNICK

Alexander Robotnick the electronic music producer best known for this trackhas started making fucking amazing home movies/music videos

"I GOTTA WALK AROUND WITH MY FUCKIN' BIOCHEMICAL SUIT ON"

Kool Keith has been one of my bestest rappers ever. Here is a very revealing interview with a man who is often put in Bellevue loony bin. Interview here. >courtesy of cocaine blunts>

NAILS POLE

To continue the worldwide rap theme here is WASKA GWhat a bunch of scary bastards. The main guy (rapping with a knife instead of a mic) has to be the purest essence of violent psycho. You can always see the "waiting for a chance to mash your face" look in Kickboxers/mixed martial arts practicers eyes, I think this guy is the ultimate example of that.

E-ROTIC

Max don't have sex!

RAP EXKZSA POLSKA

I got drunk with some polish people last week, they banged this loud out of their speakers. It's the hottest Polish rap off the eastern bloc yo. when the girl in the white bikini came on all the Poles started shouting "PERFECT! PERFECT!".

RAP AROUND THE WORLD

Rap in europe seems to be one of two things, it is either an over the top fake chain parody of americans (ukraine) or the insanely try hard badman image (germany,poland), although Vietnam (american vietnamese) is obviously not in europe I still had to include it.
VIETNAM-GERMAN-POLISH-UKRAINIAN-

PULP ON LIVE AND KICKING

makes for really uncomfortable viewing, especially at 5:58 when a convicted peadophile bursts onto the set.

THE WOMEN OF MAD MEN

I have become mildly obsessed with the tv program "MAD MEN". I think one of the main reasons it is so popular is this redheaded machineShe's not the only one I also enjoy the program because they drink and smoke whilst doing 30 minutes actual work a day.

SORRY!

I'M CHIQUITA BANANA

FREDDY KRUEGER MUSIC HOUR

That Dokken video is absurd.

PUBLIC ACCESS

CHARLES BARKLEY WILL FUCK YOU UP

PARTY TIME!!!!!!!

MCQUATE THE GREAT

A while ago, My friend Danny did a silly video where he pretends to be a robot, a video which he has since taken down. It got about 1,000 views and very few comments worth talking about, apart from one, it was from 'Shawneeoboy' AKA McQuate The Great. The comment was about another guy in the video, Eddie, and described McQuate's quite intimidating ulterior desires towards him. Thinking this was funny I logged into Danny's account and requested McQuate's Youtube friendship. McQuate subsequently wrote Danny a message worthy of an advert from an enthusiastic transsexual drama student you'd find in a soho phone box. Danny has never forgiven me, as I have in a way, brought him closer to a perverse weirdo. McQuate claims to have been in the 80's NY art scene, (CHECK HIS PAGE HERE) with Keith Haring etc. I thought that he was an isolated weirdo, yet to my utter surprise a fun and popular blog, THE INTERNET IS TERRIBLE has just written a post devoted to McQuate entitled: "I believe that we are watching a man descend in to madness", and if McQuate becomes a popular psycho internet meme I may have just humiliated my friend by making him McQuate's only friend on the internet. McQuate The Great's descent into madness: