I thought I might have a range of things with my fluey symptoms, so I went down sniffling and aching to the doctor's surgery. As soon as I described what I had, the evil lady of death GP burst out laughing and asked me if I'd ever seen any adverts about flu or if I had ever been ill before. She was really posh and really disparaging. She stopped herself laughing halfway through and apologised for being so "aggressive" with me. I then told her the rest of my symptoms and she looked at me hatefully and gave me a tube to piss in with "various bodily pains" written on the side. That doesn't even make sense. Who was she humouring? It's her job. I hate you Dr Sue Blake, you liver spot ridden ratbag. If I have something I'm suing.
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