Catch up with Tim-Dog on his daily. Here is a preview of what you're in for:
Tryin to get a lift home - can't aford a cab from Swinden to London
On the north circular tryin to find a bus stop to the West End.
There's nothin like rockin a fresh dougie!
National Condom Week – the harden warrior lives a life of defense
National Condom Week – wear a latex or you might be getting that late text - the text that says she’s late
Blasting off on Radio 1. Twitter me your shout outs!
Anybody seen Wiley????? - best answer from @benhuggy - maybe some girls wearing his Rolex and he has no idea what time it is! - but ChinaBlue79 also has a valid point - Perhaps he's just not that into you
Had a real positive day - looks like we're gonna be jumpin back into some London clubs! There's nothin like rippin in your hometown!
plans for summer - sleep late, loose weight & sex on the first date
ladies free all nite - if you’re born a woman, look womanly or just mad effeminate - your free all nite
Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know
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"Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know"
He really is the best!
A comic genius or a madman?
His safe sex obsession is still a major factor in his discussions.
oh, he went back on his primark offer.
"This queue is to long - I'm puttin your stuff back"
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