I realise it's more of the same, but his life is too weird not to show:
"Just ripped 107Club in Crawley - the invasion continues. We flattened that building - all that remains is the smokin rubble."
"Ladies recognise that Westwood gave you the best night of your life. And when you wake up all busted realise that Westwood did that to you."
"Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I sugguested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight."
"just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112 Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?"
"WE'RE IN A CAB - DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST MATALAN IS TO OXFORD CIRCIUS. AND WHAT IS GEORGE AND F&F SAYIN?"
He Is Also throwing out lots of horrible shiny trainers:
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