BLUR!

SUPER 8 POST APOCALYPTIC HIGH SCHOOL MOVIE - (DOCTOR DEATH)

From ScreamingSkull - "A Super 8 movie that I shot during High School in Eugene, Oregon. Sort of a comedy homage to the Road Warrior, but my real inspiration was a low budget Road Warrior knock-off movie called "Metalstorm"."

I love home movies made by kids. All the fake head explosions are so great. I need to step my game up.

Oh GOD!!! and in part 5 when the dudes in the wheelchair and starts firing fireworks at the nuclear bomb!

MUTANT HUNT

DELICIOUS ROPES

MOONBREAKER

WE CAN BE HEROES

I HOPE THEY DIE BEFORE I GET OLD

SKINS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho69_sCkwyI
(embedding disabled)
another series of the most alienating and humiliating series for my generation I have ever seen.
You can practically smell the teenage smugness coming out of the fucking computer, this show is the worst thing that has ever happened for the way people my age are viewed.

AND WHO?...FRANK FRAAAZETTAAAAA.

"really interesting look at how they used to make rotoscoped animations. This process was also used on the animated lord of the rings and heavy metal."

I personally love the look of Ralph Bakshi's Rotoscoped animations. Cartoon purists just don't get it.

VENEZUALA STREET SANDWICH

I will pay this man to move to London. Shitty nightime rat-dog vendors in Tottenham Court road pay attention.

POLICE LAUGHTER CAMP

INFLATABLE THEME CONTINUES

WHALE PPL R BAK

"The fusion of man and whale is now possible with modern technology. In part 2 we see the specimen can already function the flippers. This has been a giant leap for whale-man fusion."

I HAVE NO IDEA IF WE'VE BLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT IT'S SO FUNNY I DON'T CARE

Videotime gets a bit like this sometimes when he's venting

SCARIEST ROBOT EVER

SUPERMARKET DRAGON

TTR just sent me this, he also had no idea that I have just spent 3 soul destroying hours in a team building group interview for a fucking part-time job in Waitrose.
I hope I get the job so I can work alongside great guys like La Choy, and be as cool and careless as him.

FEAR OF PUPPETS AND FARTS

WELL DONE MICROSOFT

for proving that you are truly at the forefront of modern music technology.

LITTLEJOHN GETS SOME OF THE STREET INSIDE HIS STUDIO

The other man is ex Sp*rs player and football pundit Garth Crooks - which makes it extra funny, but that doesn't matter if you don't know who he is. Just look at the concern on Littlejohn's face as the brutal world of the East and West Coast come to life before his eyes.




I love the fact that Littlejohn believes Garth just because he's black, when really Garth comes from Stoke and is best friends with Gary Mabbut and Chris Kamara.

ALL AROUND THE WORLD

AATW is a pretty impressive record company...I would compare it to Sleeping Bag or Factory records. Every single release is just awe inspiring great music.
Just look at the AATW roster of artists.
Scooter, n-dubz, cascada, blackout crew, darren styles.....the list is endless.
But recently I have been enjoying the Sheffield Jumpers.

And you cannot mess with this classic (check out the purple sambucca burp).

NIGERIAN POLICE PARADE A GOAT AS CHIEF SUSPECT IN A ROBBERY

Quote from the Vanguard newspaper about it:
"It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest. He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and "while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said. The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded."

Here is what happened to the goat:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/27268/

And here is the FAQ section of the Nigerian Police:
http://nigeriapolice.org/public/modules/mastop_publish/?tac=FAQ

THE MOST SATISFYING VIDEO ENDING EVER.

Watch the whole thing, especially you TTR.

STOP MOANING TURBO

The troubles half the fun....

It's the joy of learning things!

WATCH ME FIGHT AND SCORE GOALS

YOU BORE ME

ZIBAHKHANA

This is the brain child of Omar Khan, a Pakistani guy who started up the hotspot ice cream shop. the hotspot is more popular than his film it looks like. No doubt Jonathan Ross or someone like that will champion this in a few months as a - 'zany retro return to cult low budget video nasties but with an urdu flair' - or something depressing like that.

"In Islamabad there was not much by way of cafe culture, no teenage hangouts as such, and young people flocked to the Hotspot. The space itself was decorated like the inside of Omar's head. Lurid movie posters lined the walls; assorted horror props hung from the ceiling. The soundtrack was a careful mix of period funk, nightclub numbers from swinging Lahore, Bombay disco from the 1980s, and the occasional Blondie track. Thus emboldened, Omar and Ali started publishing the Scream, a newsletter about ice cream and movies that would grow into a full-fledged fanzine devoted to "Horror and Cult, Trash and Z Grade" cinema. Improbably enough, the formula was a success. Today there are five Hotspots, including a flagship store with an expanded menu of organic dishes and a bookshop at Gaddafi Stadium in Lahore, where the country's major international cricket matches are played." (from Bidoun)

BATMAN IS A FUCKING LITTLE BITCH

Kids with bad/funny parents = gold.


NO!

UUUMMM?

What the hell is thiiiiissss!, I rarely ever hear music I like anywhere near British television, so I don't know how I should respond to this bastardization of one of my favorite songs.
It will soon forever be known as that "cadburys eyebrow advert" song which will probably upset me as I am a sad bastard with nothing else to care about.
(EDIT)Here are some recent responses to the above video.

Legends. This is so funny.

lmao i just seen this on the tv.
lmfao soo sunny ;']

omg just seen dis on tv. first i fort it wo grose, den freaky, den realy realy funny!


And look at the shit over on the originals video!

Lol the commercial is gonna make this song even more famous and modern

CADBURYS ADD MADE U FAMOUSS!!!!

ahhh for fucks sake.

VARYING TALENTS APPLY WHEN COMPARING OBESE URBAN PERFORMERS

CRIME PRISON PERFORMANCE

NO ARMANDO NO

Remember this?



Well look at this:



Oh Mr. Iannucci.

WAT?

I don't remember that part of the inauguration.

SPECTACULAR

MY FANTASY CINEMA FRIEND - AMOS VOGEL

I have little patience for dinner parties, so that old routine question of your ultimate guestlist is lost on me. So i've constructed  a list of people I'd like to go to the cinema with. The list is short at the moment (comprising of one), but I'll extend it when I find time.

I'm not someone who frequents cinemas often and when I do, I kinda prefer to be alone without anyone whispering in my ear or reaching into my popcorn. I do enjoy the problematic debates regarding opinions after the credits roll though. So i think Amos Vogel would be a fantastic viewing buddy.

He has written two fantastic books; Film as a Subversive Art and Cinema16. 

MORE ORGANIZED RHYME

NO ONE WHO WORKED ON THIS SHOW HAS EVER BEEN TO ENGLAND EVER

http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi3895066649/

SHABBA DON'T RANK

BLC ARE PRETTY ROWDY KIDS

they love/hate buses soooo much.




XL ARE ALSO PRETTY ROWDY KIDS

i believe those are armored trucks, and if you wouldn't mind not tagging while i'm driving...

YOUTUBE - RECOMMENDED FOR YOU SECTION

What are the talking about?

MUSIC BREAK TOO!!!! FTW!!!!

COME WITH IT...ALL RECORD BREAKERS MASSIVE!

MUSIC BREAK 2009 "MIXED MEDIA"

I think Prince may have produced that Mazarati track?

SNEEZE PORN

this is yet another conformation of rule 34:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034

ANOTHER TEAR TO SHED

What the FUCK!!

I just read that Leonardo DiCaprio is planning on remaking Akira, he's taking the seat of producer and letting some other cum griffins take all other roles. He's planning on replacing "Neo Tokyo" with "Neo Manhattan" WTF?!?!?!?

It's set to be released in 2011. So your gonna destroy Phantom of the Paradise AND Akira??

I'm not going to go to the cinema ever again if this gets the green light.

Wired Link

Go knock yourself out on an icecube!

JOAQUIN PHOENIX: GOD MC

*Update* - Joaquin Fiendix is so wired he doesn't know when to leave and falls off stage. Good.


A real life Galifinakis, their resemblance is now uncanny

JACK DEE FEELS THE FORCE OF OPERA

MAX I FOUND IT!

Does anybody else find this very weird.

HOW TO MAKE A BIG MAC AT HOME

The chef guy is a bit mental and loud.

UK GIRL BANDS OF THE LATE 1990'S

I had totally forgot how appalling all of this stuff is, this post is not exactly groundbreaking in terms of stating the obvious...But I am amazed this stuff was even released. It really is so bad, not even a little bit kitsch or so bad it's good. It was all totally and utterly awful.
To kick off the torture here are Fe-m@il with "flee fly flo" but I think it should be called "come on ahh come on ah come on and fist her....noo no no noo don't fist her" as that is clearly what they are singing.

And then there is this horrible crap (which I can remember being a massive hit?) filmed at Brockwell park lido. Vanilla "no way no way"

I FOUND SOMETHING. IT'S A THING.

for anyone who experienced the wonders of Resident evil 1.

AL GOLDSTEIN AND CRUMB

BJ SNOWDEN - IN CANADA

SEX CRAZY COP

GUNTHER - SUNTRIP

A GENUINELY FUNNY YOUTUBE POOP DESSERT-FACE SHOWED ME

AUSTRALIA

HERE IS YOUR BEAR

EQUINE MASSAGE

I have to say I am with 'sunfirepedalpumper' when he/she says:
"Nice video! Just wondering, what kind of song is that in the background? It's kinda catchy!"

WALT DISNEY LIVES ON THROUGH HAMAS

RLSH UPDATE: THANATOS AT XMAS

JAPAN JAZZ TERROR

Papa Lazarou?

AL JARREAU IS DREADFUL AT STORIES

but good at singing.

LEFTY-ERINNERUNG AN EINEN TOTEN IN BROOKLYN

A German un-subtitled documentary from 1977 focusing on two street gangs from Brooklyn "The Sex Boys" and "The Crazy Homicides"...It predates 80 Blocks from tiffanys by a couple of years, it has an amazing soundtrack and insane Kraftwerk halloween disco at the end. I also cannot believe the film crew had the guts to film during the infamous NYC blackout. If the guys robbing the dresses were getting jacked why wouldn't the German camera men.
PART ONE

PART TWO

PIZZA HUT IN ASIA

Japan's puss filled tubular pink sea insect pizza

Korea's art nouveau, archery sustenance pizza

Thailand's sour cream and potato force field pizza

I would still probably eat all of these.

NERD KING

I watched his entire walkthrough of Resident evil 4 mainly for his amazing additional comments (such as shouting STUPID FOOL when he kills a zombie). He is 27 and lives with, in his words, an "old man". He also has the one of the best nerd voices i have ever heard.

ICE DIVE LOL

OFFICER ANNE LEWIS

Who will play super sexy Officer Anne Lewis in the Robocop remake?
After wasting a lot of time wondering who could do justice to Kurtwood Smiths Clarence Boddicker, I came to realise that nobody could.
I guess if you sent Maggie Gyllenhaal to the gym for 6 months she could look close enough?
It will probably end up being an annoying Puerto Rican New yorker tough chick like the idiot from Aliens or Michelle Rodriguez from the LL cool j movie S.W.A.T.

MY LIFE MUSIC BREAK

LONDON BOYS-HARLEM DESIRE

COCO DREAMS

Trifle's new joint has some enjoyable yet camp rapping about pool and chocolate
A follow up to the call of duty song?

HOW THE BEASTIE BOYS PARTY

From the license to ill VHS 1987.
COMPLETELY ROWDY BASTARDS
Six pack throwing.
Sharpies do not work on wet breasts.
Ricky Powell's childish tit push at 3.55!

CAT YODELLING PART DEUX

CAT YODELLING

WHAT FUCKING ACCENT IS THAT?

In which part of the world, is imitating your foreskin with the wax paper of a chicken burger acceptable for a major chain?

I NEED TO SEE THIS NEW BRITISH URBAN MUSICAL

But I should see "into the hoods" first as it looks really great.

THE PRINCE HARRY VIDEO

MITCH HEDBERG

im sure a lot of you know of Mitch. nothing new but i fucking love him, and a lot of stand up annoys me.
he is also dead, which sucks. too many drugs.
i wish this wasn't and animated thing.



in this one he's so messed up its sad. he shakes so much.he's still funny though.

WIZZ

I have a lot of time for actually gifted musicians that were forced to play the trumpet or saxophone from a young age by their parents.
Guys like trifle and his gang usually go onto being immensely cool guys like this guy

GO FOR IT MIDDLE CLASS NORTH LONDON WHOOOO....GET YOUR SAX OUT AND GIMME A SHOUT!

CLINT EASTWOOD IS SAD THAT YOU’RE A PUSSY

"I was a shy kid. But a lot of my childhood was spent punching the bullies out.
We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody’s become used to saying, “Well, how do we handle it psychologically?” In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out. Even if the guy was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for fighting back, and you’d be left alone from then on. I don’t know if I can tell you exactly when the pussy generation started. Maybe when people started asking about the meaning of life."

Everyone get a grip and listen to Clint.

TRIFLE WILL LIKE THIS

In Germany they have studio cats.

“I noticed him when he rubbed against my leg and thought people might wonder what was happening. I figured it would be easier to control the cat by picking him up. Cats get annoyed if they feel ignored. So I made sure he didn’t feel ignored.”

(from cynical c)

MUSIC BREAK!

Thanks FB!

FUNNY FOR FIVE SECONDS

GANG MEMBER SHOOTS HIM AND DRIVES AWAY

EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS

WATCH THE CLOSING DOORS

IF YOU LIKE 'THE WIRE' THEN THIS IS ONE OF THE ODDEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN

ALADDIN ON THE SEGA

I HAVE MY RIGHT HAND IN THE AIR

SHOP LIKE A REDNECK

Give me one of those guns and a vcr, oh and that bow and arrow. And while you're at it throw in one of those pendants and a chainsaw, and put it all in that car I just loaned off you with my sister's paycheck from next year. Thanks.

RAPPING SUPERBOWL SHUFFLE

Stolen of WTD

RADIO BACKUP SYSTEM

When the "Government" locks down the station, the backup system sets in with a stylish space classic; The Chase by Giorgio Moroder.

"I WOULD TAKE THE PAIN AWAYSONG , SONG BAKHTAWAR NOW" - ?

Benazir Bhutto's daughter made a rap song about her mother dying. I don't know whether I'm allowed to laugh at the rap itself, but a fitting eulogy to any dead relative should not be done in a horribly fake Brooklyn accent.

EVENTFUL POOL PARTY

ON A DIET? NATALIE AND N.O.R.E CAN HELP

Natalie is fit and I like listening to her opinions on unhealthy cereals, and I always have time to watch rappers lose weight! He is also very good at skipping.

SHAMS DE BARON AND NORMAN VENAME FOR BRUSHSTROKES

THE KILLING OF AMERICA DOCUMENTRY

Clips from a great documentry titles"the Killing Of America"

James Hoskins

Anthony Kiritsis (This ones fantastic to watch, but the youtube quality sucks)

Kiritsis has Richard Hall strapped up on some insane anti-arrest trigger shotgun thing, and parades around for 3 days with no sleep, you really have to see the look on Hall's face at the end, he looks completely exhausted yet accepting of his apparently immanent death.  

Ed Kemper

Kemper really freaks me out. Imagine buying an audio book read to you by a serial killer.

Watch the full film HERE

Though I'd advice watching it in a larger format.

JOHN GOODMAN'S LOVE TRIANGLE

TERRY CHRISTIAN IS A CUNT

He's on the new line-up of celebrity big brother, being a poor man's Paul Morley (a larger and more difficult cunt) but with the same shtick about being northern yet articulate and integral towards whatever shitwipe cultural myth of an industrial mancunian artpop legacy they think they belong to. This just proves he's an an even bigger cunt than I thought. And that late night teenage opinion chatshow he had was balls, Videotime can count for that.

OH GOD....

THIS IS THE ONE SONG ALL CATS CAN PLAY ON THE PIANO IF FORCED

bonus kitten.