DISCO PIZZA

PIZZA HUT IN ASIA PART 4?

Been a while since my first two posts about Pizza Hut's ridiculous menu's in Asia (mostly in Malaysia and Japan here and here)

This thing isn't even a pizza at all, surely after you have eaten the extreme starbites and removed the floating pot of hot dog relish, all you would be left with would be a load of fucking mush which would be impossible to pick up.

Fish fingers and pineapples?
I would not eat this one, filthy garbage.

What a monstrosity.

Oh it's cooked in a wrap is it, it looks like greaseproof paper to me?
Well I'm just off to the corner shop to buy some crisps in a wrap and a snickers in a wrap.

TIM AND ERIC - FATHER AND SON

VIA LOA

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PIZZA HUT ASIA

PIZZA HUT IN ASIA PART 3

Fucking Cornflakes?

PIZZA HUT JAPAN

Way too much cheese man, that shit looks fucking disgusting.
"It's got pieces of Camembert cheese thrown on top of normal cheese. There is also some fried cheese on the pizza. The crust is stuffed with a mixture of Parmesan, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese."

NOT CHICKEN BUT PIZZA (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT)

The "my big fat oriental wedding pizza" aka "prawns that sound like laughter pizza"

This one is called "German cheese filled penis pizza"

Finally the "totally fucking-weird cheese child abuse pizza" known as the "Goldy cheesy" in Thailand.

Find Child.
Caress his hood gently.
Rub his tender smoked sausage.
Squeeze his cheeks, till cheese comes out.

PIZZA HUT IN ASIA

Japan's puss filled tubular pink sea insect pizza

Korea's art nouveau, archery sustenance pizza

Thailand's sour cream and potato force field pizza

I would still probably eat all of these.