NOT CHICKEN BUT PIZZA (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT)

The "my big fat oriental wedding pizza" aka "prawns that sound like laughter pizza"

This one is called "German cheese filled penis pizza"

Finally the "totally fucking-weird cheese child abuse pizza" known as the "Goldy cheesy" in Thailand.

Find Child.
Caress his hood gently.
Rub his tender smoked sausage.
Squeeze his cheeks, till cheese comes out.