Tuesday, 30 June 2009

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD

infomercial man supreme. Died from a bad heart.



HAWK SMASH


I agree with youtube user Boyz3512 who says:
"wow that was cool but freaky 4 the lady"

FRANKS'S CAFE


My bezzy mate Frank has opened a cafe on top of a car park in Peckham. Check out the menu here.

It runs until the 30th September, has good eats, and the best views over London I've ever seen:


THE OLD NEW YORK


Jools and the Tube crew, cruise the streets of the old NYC visiting seminal night-spots and chatting it up with movers and shakers, like Arthur Baker.

Sunday, 28 June 2009

GO GET EM' C-2000

RIP TORN VS NORMAN MAILER

Long story behind this semi-real fight scene, read the blurb alongside the video on its youtube page. It is quite painful to watch at times, Rip Torn's face right at the end is reminiscent of his incredible role in Freddy Got Fingered.

THE KEEP




Good Summary:
"It is all rather tasteless, and Michael Mann makes big demands of his audience by expecting them to sympathize with members of the SS, while the Tangerine Dream soundtrack jars."

A BREAK FROM VIDEOS

"The Border Film Project"

I know we are called Video thunder and post humorous videos e.t.c., but I thought this photography project looked so interesting I had to make a post about it.


"To recruit migrant photographers, we visited migrant shelters and other humanitarian organizations on the Mexican side of the border. In the busiest areas, these shelters housed dozens of migrants every night, providing them dinner, a place to sleep, and sometimes clothes and medicine for the journey. We met the migrants in groups and told them about the project. Since many had never used cameras before, we also became impromptu photography teachers—pointing out the flash and film wheel and teaching them how to aim through the viewfinder. In addition, we showed them what U.S. mailboxes looked like so they would know how to return the cameras to us. Most migrants seemed eager to participate. Many expressed a profound desire to show American citizens what they had to endure to arrive in the United States."

More info on the project HERE

IMPOTENCE CURED FROM OUR LOVE OF CHEESES

Random bursts of classical music, sex talk on the phone, shouting sexual demands down the phone and people actually following them, finished off with dancing. Thank you Lord Cheeses!

CLUB HEARTTHROB!


MUSIC BREAK "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"



Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

THE VOICES OF AQUA TEEN



Frylock - Carey Means
He seems to be quite sentimental about his food-based character.


Master Shake - Dana Snyder
He does loads of podcasts and other things and never stops talking.


Carl/Meatwad are played bye Dave Willis who is the man is the red jumper in this clip:

Embedding Disabled

THE INSANITY THAT WAS THE LA RIOTS


HOW YOU GONNA WIGGLE YOUR SNIGGLE STICK?

Monday, 22 June 2009

JACO PASTORIUS REALLY LIKED TAKING HEROIN

And the following video is proof. He listens to his own music on a reel to reel and dances around like a loon, while that poor guy tries to interview him.




Thanks or no thanks to Trifle!

Saturday, 20 June 2009

GET IT BIG DADDY



The bloke above must be Azis's American counterpart.

YOUR BOY NOSFERATU


TROMA TROMA TROMA


Pity the offices have moved.

CLASSIC DIPSET. THEY USED TO BE MAD.

look at the production value for this performance at an awards show.
and its all madness.
a little intro movie about stick ups.
a giant fake harlem street corner with working bodega door for artist emergence.
actors and hooded goons recreating the act of dealing drugs and hood arguments in the back.
wardrobe changes.
a tommy gun!??
all for 4 minutes on stage at the source awards. i think people used to have money. i love dipset. R.I.P.

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

'EY GAZULI

SQUIGLET

WHAT IS YOUR JOB?



I'm... I'm a kind of doctor.
OF BANANA FEAR!

SWAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Hello to the fools at Platform!

DINNERTOWN



"Oh no, the bridge has gone! Old Red can't carry on."

This advert is being run on TV again. I thought i was going a bit mad when it came on this afternoon. Such a flashback to childhood. I always got a bit upset at poor old Red falling down the canyon. Spoiled dinners forever!!

THE DOBALINA CONNECTION



MR DOBALINA MR BOB DOBALINA MR DOBALINA MR BOB DOBALINA

(listen to the PA announcement at 0:18) Because it inadvertently helped to made this

All of which influence the beginning of the 90's medley rap

G' GIF's





WHAT DOW JONES LOOKS LIKE

ROAD RUNNER CARTOONS?

Monday, 15 June 2009

GROOVIN' GARY/ORKLY KID/BEAVER TRILOGY

1979


1981

1985

Blurbenstien.
"The Beaver Trilogy combines three separate vignettes that were filmed at different times, in 1979, 1981, and 1985. The first, entitled The Beaver Kid, is a short documentary about the exploits of "Groovin' Gary", a performer that filmmaker Harris happened upon while filming for a Salt Lake City, Utah news station. Harris was testing out a color videocamera that the station had just acquired in the parking lot of his workplace when he stumbled upon Gary taking photographs of their news helicopter. Gary immediately launched into a number of celebrity impressions, including John Wayne and Sylvester Stallone. Although Gary is seemingly very personable and humble, he also alludes to intense needs for fame, recognition and mass approval.
Several weeks after they first met, Harris traveled to the small town of Beaver, Utah and filmed Gary, a rabid Olivia Newton-John obsessive, as he staged a talent show that featured Gary dressed in full drag singing the Newton-John song "Please Don't Keep Me Waiting". Gary refers to his onstage alter-ego as "Olivia Newton-Don".
The second installment, called The Beaver Kid 2 features Sean Penn as "Groovin' Larry" Huff in a dramatic interpretation of the original documentary. It incorporated some scenes from the original documentary. The Beaver Kid 2 was shot on a budget of $100.
The trilogy is completed with The Orkly Kid, in which Crispin Glover reprises Penn's role, this time referring to his onstage persona as "Oliva Neutron Bomb". The Orkly Kid was shot in color film, is considerably longer in length and more professional-looking than the first two acts, and also features a number of new supporting characters and plot twists."
"Olivia Newton-Don"
"Olivia Newton-Don"

Sunday, 14 June 2009

REAL UNDERDOG


Update from the Underdog.

SHRIMP ON THE CEILING


Boogaloo Shrimp on the ceiling?
I don't know about you guys, but I have always wondered how they did that.

Saturday, 13 June 2009

THE OCTOPUS IS GETTING NAUGHTY-MUSIC BREAK 1HR


Top nice, Videothunder affiliates.
SWEEEEEDEN LOOOONDON.

GIORGIO = MORODER



I know this video has likely been blogged to disaster everywhere, but it really is just tooooo good to not have another outing. What a wonderful man.

'TO CATH A PREDATOR'S CHRIS HANSEN SHARES HIS PICK UP LINES



My hard drive has quacked out.
This means that I have lost all of my music and everything from the past year and a half.
More importantly it means I will be posting CONSIDERABLY less over the next 1 day.

BAD LIEUTENANT REMAKE - ANOTHER WICKER MAN?

Werner Herzog is directing it apparently, but I can forgive him because he's completely bonkers. Werner said he'd never heard of Abel Ferrera in his entire life; which is probably only a good thing because Abel makes tough-guy films like King of New York, and wants Werner's spleen on a plate for remaking his film.

There are direct similarities between the Lieutenant/Wicker remakes, the fragmented shit pieces of dialogue and general poor quality of Cage's acting create a really strange atmosphere, as though everyone on the set is on the verge of bursting out laughing. 0:55 seconds in is one of those moments.



You could cut a few scenes from this in, and ou wouldn't know the difference:

MUGGSY!



Muggsy Bogues was 5"3. Most kids I knew when I was young, thought he was called Bugsy Mogues and that he was 4"10, could slam dunk over Patrick Ewing and do flips in the air.

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

GWAR THE NEXT MUTATION

GATHER ROUND CHILDREN FOR I AM ABOUT TO TELL YOU A STORY

TERROR SPECTOR!

Big Phil's Wig had to be taken away from him when he went on lock:



The terminator film is poop.

AUSTRALIAN REPORTERS HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST RAMSEY


"Hot tip? HOT TITS!"

PASS ME THE GAY

MORE WESTWOOD TWITTER



I realise it's more of the same, but his life is too weird not to show:

"Just ripped 107Club in Crawley - the invasion continues. We flattened that building - all that remains is the smokin rubble."

"Ladies recognise that Westwood gave you the best night of your life. And when you wake up all busted realise that Westwood did that to you."

"Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I sugguested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight."

"just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112 Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?"

"WE'RE IN A CAB - DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST MATALAN IS TO OXFORD CIRCIUS. AND WHAT IS GEORGE AND F&F SAYIN?"

He Is Also throwing out lots of horrible shiny trainers:

YOUR INTERNET COMPUTER FROM THE 1990'S

Looking back, it was such a depressing place. I'm glad the internet is now a wildly out of control 4Chan terror fest. Imagine what Videothunder would have looked like ten years ago....



(I am actually quite fond of the flying toasters)


Mahir

Thursday, 4 June 2009

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

TIM AND ERIC


The two boys do a big long talk at the St. Louis International film festival about their career.

I SIMPLY MUST HIDE

WANNA DATE?

MR. BOOGEDY


Mr. Boogedy is a 1986 family film, directed by Oz Scott and written by Michael Janover, which originally aired as an episode of "The Disney Sunday Movie" on ABC. This telefilm was shot in Walt Disney Studios. It tells the story of a gag gift salesman and his family moving into a new house in New England which they soon find to be haunted by ghosts from the colonial period. It stars John Astin who is best known for his role as Gomez on the 1960s sitcom The Addams Family.

Tuesday, 2 June 2009

GRANDAD CHIC IN 90'S RAP

You cannot fuck with shirts tucked into slacks/chinos:



Lopez with the intro, Pete Rock looks like he plays cards with old Jewish ladies and CL Smooth looks stupid and (I agree with Ace 6) is not very good.

THE ORIGIN OF TIM AN ERIC


Q like the letter in the alphabet!

KILLER WORKOUT