LIFE PRIZES

America's queen Oprah II gives her loyal citizens presents.
Prince Ralph of Lauren (son of king Ralph) supplies some fine sweaters for the American peasant hordes.

VIA the wizards

PRECIOUS JOY THIS IS FUNNY

Funded by Oprah and Tyler Perry. I haven't laughed at a trailer for ages! Watch when she talks about the abuse and they cut to Precious getting a frying pan thrown at her head! Hilarious! This is like the Notorious biopic merged with Steptoe and Son. Mariah Carey in a wig trying to pretend to be normal is a great bonus.