THE ORIGINAL DIRTY RAPPER

PHILLY WU-TANG DANCING

I have no idea why it is called wu-tang.

SPLASH, EURRNGH SPLASH SPLISH SPLOSH EUUURNNGH!!

This wild guy likes getting his overalls wet!

SWAY & LEMAR ARE FUCKING NOOBS

As much as tracks like 50/50 rocked my world, Lemar has gone too far. For Sway's new track he sings the chorus of one of my favourite ever songs and manages to decimate it completely. Sway's producer is so incompetent they manage to turn pop gold into something sounding like a shit R&B demo from 1998. Rap & Bullshit. Play me Sway and Lemar while forcing me to watch Tony Scott's remake of The Taking Of Pelham 123 and I'm sure I would top myself.
Look at the difference.
Shit:

Shinola:

WHEN THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODE

HOW IT'S MADE

Me and Videotime make slightly weird drooling sounds when we look at the all mechanical processes and touchy-feely textures on this show.

Here's an unofficial one, but I would like to see what the genuine nerd would make of this:

GENUINE NERD TOBY RADLOFF AND HIS FOOD.

Toby Radloff of American Splendor fame, enjoying white castle burgers, cheez wiz, cheese strings, bic macs, velveeta, diet coke, french fries and triscuits.
I have watched these clips thousands of times since they were posted, It's disgustingly hypnotising.

THE GREATEST VILLAIN OF ALL TIME.

Robocop's Clarence Boddicker FTW!
With a remake/prequel of Robocop in pre production. I wonder who could ever touch the nastiness of nasty little Clarence?
My guess, is that they will fuck it up and we will have to do with Jason Statham! I can't see him doing bumps of cocaine and cracking really funny jokes about death all the time.

SPAGHETTI CAT

Thanks Dan.

"CAN I SAY FRONT? I WOULD LOVE TO GET INVOLVED"

In probably what is quite a wise career move for a man approaching 51 years old, Tim-Dog has a bash at a classic Michael Fish/Sian Lloyd joint called 'BBC Weather'. He remixes it up real legendary. WATCH IT HERE

STICKING WITH THE STREET GANG THEME

ASK ME DON'T TELL ME!

1961 Documentary on street gangs in San Fran.
From LEWDOG

MAN WALKS 12 MILES FOR A FREE CHEESEBURGER

Jump the chheseburger!

"SPONGEBOB'S BUILT FOR WATERBOARDING"

"ESPO" A.K.A. Steven Powers is getting political with his new installation, he has a great way with words.

WELCOME TO MY FASHION

"WHORE BATH"
Nicked from Todd James.

RAPPIN' WITH THE KIDS

Rap music is a brilliant way of 'communicating' with children; it consists of loud simple words that are often spaced out over a rhythmic beat. ALL kids like rap, it provides escapism for provincial white kids and speaks the language of the street to urban youths. It's also really really cool, and if rap is involved with anything you do, your kudos is raised by a million percent, and black people will come up to you in the street and shake your hand. This is the logic of idiots, but sadly idiots who control things.
The Good:

The Bad:

The Illegal:

(Biz should sort of be in a category of his own)

STREETWISE 1984

When I used to work in a video shop, I would often bump into an old tattered VHS copy of this documentary from the mid eighties. I finally got round to renting it a couple of years ago. And have been trying to get hold of it on DVD since then. But with no luck... Luckily some great human has uploaded it.

THE REST

MUSIC BREAK

STANLEY KUBRICK'S BOXES

Full doc on the late great directors need to store everything he used in his films.

SHAROLAID!

WRECK SHOP WITH THE WIZZ

Fat Lace Magazine has yet again come up trumps with another early Westwood show. I stole the link, so for a good time: DOWNLOAD HERE

McCLAREN: MADNESS OR STUPIDITY?

After ruining an already pathetic England team, new(ish) FC Twente manager Second Choice Steve further humiliates himself by talking in a dutch accent thinking it'll pass off as speaking a language. Steve, you're from Yorkshire for fuck's sake.

VIRAL BREAK!

Dj Khaled and Big Puns demon seed created this violent greedy child, his swagger/waddle game is on point!

"That's my penis"..."sorry bout that"..."sorry bout that"

THE CHANGING FACES OF DARRYL PANDY

stick with it, he goes mental.

MUSIC BREAK

ATTACK OF THE MOST HATEFUL ADVERTS OF ALL TIME

Morley is putrid. I would pay so much money for the people who were in the development meeting for these adverts to be hung upside and dipped in sewage.

I LOVE ART, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT DOES THIS

READ HERE...

AKEEM THE UNBEATABLE DREAM

Akeem Olajuwon and his unbeatable electro dream from 1987.
DOWNLOAD

NUCLEAR BOMB

SCREEN SCARIES

Documentary on the joys of horror trailers. With G Romero and others!
PART TWO
PART THREE
PART FOUR
PART FIVE
PART SIX

WITH ALL THIS DEPRESSING DEATH NEWS

we should have a happy break,
Nobody has more fun than FARLEY JACKMASTER FUNK!

SOFT HARD PASSIONATE NONSENSE

My friend was talking about Timmy-T and how shit/great he is, he fits into a form of music that seemed to have merged power ballads with latin freestyle music. Even though most of latin freestyle is over dramatic jibberish, these few artists stand out as the most spasticated.
Will to power-fading away

BIG FUN IN THE BIG TOWN

STAR AND BUC WILD

DANCING OUTLAW

"Dancing Outlaw: Jesco White, a tap-dancing Elvis-impersonating West Virginian, stars in this entertaining documentary revolving around living with demons in the shadow of a murdered father."
The last couple of minutes are brilliant.
PART TWO
PART THREE
PART FOUR.

MOVIE MAKER

Abel's physical appearance seems to embody all the darkness of his films.

LIKE WATCHING YOURSELF CHOKE

Nick Cage sits through himself.

MORE FUZZY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES.

I know Teenage mutant ninja turtles are a bit played out,(Thundercats, Justin lee collins, Legend! blah blah.) but nobody mentions the first film. It was actually quite good and dark enough to hold your attention. This clip proves my point to some degree...
I wanted that Sid Vicious T-shirt a lot.

ALL GROWN UP AND LOOKING FAB!

RAZOR RAMON: WRESTLER AND SCHOLAR

GORGEOUS LADIES OF WRESTLING

Spanish red looks quite rowdy, Phyliss from the housewives click looks like my friend Oli.

MONSTERS.