OH GOD

So I was watching the above video and found this. To the best of my knowledge the guys from the dogs decided to make waves in the youth pop world with, the puppies!The release of funky Y2C meant that horrific stage parents made their children dance in competitions to this songeeewwww!

VIDEO THUNDERS FIRST BIRTHDAY!

So for our first anniversary we will look back at our wonderful formative year. Starting with the first post ever. Videothunders mascot Joe Refano And now onto the unbeleivable brilliance of look and reads SPUGGY!And from childrens entertainment to adult titillation with the Times Square sex dungeonsNow how about watching A Sir mix-a-lot EPKOh and not to blow are horns but Blackout Crew were nobodies before we found them and nurtured them into the superstars they are todayAnd as a bonus for our gay and female viewers here are the men of Watts club Mozambique

DESTROY YOUR CHILDREN'S MINDS

TIMEWASTER LETTERS ON THE PHONE

Prank Call: TV Warranty Man

PETER EBDON: BORING SNOOKER PLAYER, TERRIBLE POPSTAR

Ta Frank.

FORT APACHE THE BRONX

Great action movie starring the late great Paul Newman.

THE ULTIMATE BACHELOR PAD KITCHEN

Different women like different things!

SHUTUP! BAMBAATAA IS TALKING!

Notice how Tizzy-W isn't interrupting him with explosion noises or any type of shit. Affy Baambaa isn't even making that much sense, but still he did do this:

GIRL SONGS

Whenever that song is played girls seem to go nuts, and I must admit I quite like it, and to be honest I had no idea who made it. Plus I secretly quite like this Madonna song,even though she looks like a teenage boy, and seems to be hanging out in a park on the top of a skyscraper with a group of child actors.I am including this one because of Debi Mazars bum (the cokehead from Goodfellas)

MUSIC BREAK: GAY CAT PARK

Adam & Joe would do a brilliant version of this//.EDIT HERE'S MORE//

CHECK THE O.R.

AESTHETICALLY PLEASING FLAGS OF THE WORLD PART 2 - ANTIGUA

i was talking about this with Videotime the other day and i gotta go for Antigua. If your going more than three colours with your flag you doing big things, and its got mad shapes too.

AESTHETICALLY PLEASING FLAGS OF THE WORLD PART 1 - GEORGIA

A lovely shade of fuschia, with a classy canton in black and white. Simple, and styley. Well done Georgia.

FREAK OUT

STRACHAN WAS A CHAMP

The Hitman (waterman probably fucked half of that club) and her (i used to love her, now she lives in Africa with her porn star husband).

TODD BROWNING'S FREAKS

TV DOES SUBCULTURES SO TERRIBLY

It's amazing how bad tv is at getting stuff. Here Quincy does Punk, Ironside does beatnik hippies and The Bill again can't help but make an escaping rudeboy look the nineteen year old drama student he really is:

NOT A DOG PERSON

looking over on noodles and broth I have noticed a few posts about dogs. I was attacked by a german shepard when I was a little kid and have been a little bit anti canine since (I was practically eaten in front of my elderly grandma). Unless it's a nice one like thisI don't want to know.
The worst thing about the dog world is the type of owners, stretching from the useless "Rex is just aggressive to people he doesn't know" types, over to this stupid bitch

I'M NOT THE TEA, THE BRITISH DRINK AT NOON!

KIDS IN THE HALL

I always laugh at men dressed as women and I like Canadians.

HEIL SEIGIDDY HEIL!!!

I like this. Mel raps better than most.

RELENTLESS WORSHIP

I found a great God Squad site. 'The Way International' is a centre for Christian prayer and research. Here are some choice samples from their March 2007 concert:

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE EXCELLENT GOD-SONG 'THE RENEWED MIND IS THE KEY'
CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE EXCELLENT GOD-SONG 'HE'S OUR PROMISED SEED'

NOEL IS DANGER

READ HERE

RUINING YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

NSFWNSFWNSFW

MUSIC BREAK "SLOW AND LOW" EDITION

Seeing as some RAPPER has sampled this gemI thought I should include it. And this as well

LEGS-A-KIMBO

God these sketches were so on point.Watch the above till the very end.

CRISPIN GLOVER WILL FUCK UP YOUR BORING PARTY

LOS ANGELES LAST YEAR

I never knew this movie existed?

AFTER THE PUB

Usually after the pub I like to rinse old rap favourites (usually only built for cuban linxx), Bambaataa style electro or wired for sound by Cliff Richard. But about four times a year I will listen to hip house, and my man Paddy hooks me up with the classic ish:

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBNtLdHXTsI&feature=related

ENDOGENUOUS POT

"Back up! We got pot growing out our skin!"

KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR EVIL STATUE APPROACH CAT!

WBMX JULIAN JUMPIN' PEREZ 1987

A WBMX mix that I can only describe as being a face melterCLAVE ROCKS!

YOUTUBE IDIOTS PART ONE

I was watching the video above and browsing the coments. And I stumbled upon this "sometimes i think to myself "are chinese really worth it for their girls?" what a waste.. dont make a fool out of urselves" written by Jesraele. So I clicked on him and checked out his videos"it's better for you to get hit by a crane"? He actually writes these songs. "your pussy's making all that noise"? "I rather die bitch".

HAND GESTURES IN ENTERTAINMENT PART 2: DEAF JAMS

Videotime's onto something here, gesturing is important if you're a rapper but Kurious and The Pharcyde constantly feel they have to sign their raps for the hard of hearing, and it just looks a bit too silly. Once you notice their hands, you can't stop looking at them.

HAND GESTURES IN ENTERTAINMENT

I was watching this video (below) and noticed that the rapper Mike Beck is getting dangerously close to performing urban mime.Try saying to the Rocky beat "my hands are dirty...I must rub them". He keeps smelling his armpits, doing invisible time crisis and moving hand luggage out of the xray machine.
I enjoy rap gestures and despise it when people do hand movements that I have never seen a rapper use in my life. I'm sure you have all seen the "bling bling baby chavtastic legend pimps and hoes party" sort of wanker do this to gravel pit. Eazy had it right minimal yet powerfulDj Khaled is also guilty of pushing the urban mime a bit too far.It looks like he's giving god a telling off. They had to put Plies (piles) arms in chains, because he is the worst offender.

AT THE END OF THE DAY!

Thanks Danity Dan!

WATCH VIN DIESEL AND CUBA GOODING JR BREAKDANCE

LAWLS

BREADHEADS

YOUTH+BEVERLY HILLS+THE GODFATHER+CYPRUS HILL=WHOOLIGANZ

Back before Mobb Deep and Oceans 11, Alan Daniel Maman (aka Alchemist)(aka Mudfoot) and Scott Caan (son of James Caan of Godfather and many more movies fame)(aka Mad Skillz) we're tired of the way things were on the mean streets of Beverly Hills and decided to try and break out of the shackles holding them back by forming one time Tommy Boy signing, The Whooliganz.




Now as a rather well raised individual who also saw the attraction of getting weeded and laying down some ill lyricals back in the deezy you may think i should watch what im about to say, but why would i, i think they're dope. the beats are sick and their rhymes are tight



they used to kick it with Cyprus Hill and house of pain at a serious level at a young age and im pretty sure were later a proper part of Soul Assassins. Only down side, Tommy Boy Records shelved their album and they used to be friends with Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town fame/demise.

FUCK ALIEN WARS AND SEGAWORLD!

I remember a girl in my class at school told everyone to meet her at the Trocadero in Leicester square for her 11th birthday. All I can remember is it was shit and I just wanted to go home, I was too much of a pussy to go on the Alien Wars ride and therefore got ridiculed for the entire tube journey back to her house. I think kids told other kids that it was a great fun place just to continue the lie, and to deny the fact it was an overpriced hell hole and they spent all their pocket money on one marshmallow snake.
It would have been a different story if I was a massive pissed gay artist fruiting it up for the make your own music video booth.

LET'S BREAK

OH HAI! YOU CAUGHTS ME ON MY HOLIDAY

YOU'VE READ AKIRA....

....And you've probably read Persepolis or Maus or some other schmultzy graphic dirge; well this is the epic you've been waiting for; 'School For Software' involves a power struggle over a Sinclair ZX Spectrum:

CHICKEN IN BLACK

For some reason when Johnny Cash died he was remembered as the epitome of the strong silent type, always about to right a wrong with his guitar, and sing songs about transsexuals attacking their fathers; all because he did about three gigs in a prison and covered a Nine Inch Nails song just before he died. Really, he spent years wallowing away at Columbia records churning out demented bollocks like this absolute fucking atrocity.

BEASTIE BOYS BODYSNATCHERS SPRING BREAK 1987

MTV had a competition to fly to Daytona Beach florida, to party with the Beasties. The useless guy that gets picked seems to be having the worst time of his life. Special appearances by Cey city and Ricky Powell (imitation blow job face)I think this must have been around the time that they hated having fraternity boy fans.

"IT'S A LIVE RIDE"

This is another film that I found when I used to work at a video shop, BODY ROCK is an appalling cash in on the early days of hip hop culture, complete with Lorenzo Llamas as Chilly-D the arrogant fame hungry prez of the body rock crew. He gets the fame he is craving but leaves his boys back in the hood. This upsets him so he says sorry to them, to make up, he puts on a big musical combining both street and classical dance moves! break"cough"dance and"cough"breakdance two"cough"electric boogaloo?
-pop trivia- Some of the guys posing behind Chilly at 1:32 are members of the feared street gang called the Ballbusters.

NEPTUUUUNEESS BAAAR TWO THWOUSSSSANND ANNND EIGGHTTT YO!

Neptunes on the New Jersey shore, is where it's at. I can't tell if the "sexyhairyitalian" is just really good at taking the piss or if he is genuine. I enjoy the way he clears spaces for his massive personal groove downs. Great technique.

A FANZINE ABOUT TV'S DUE SOUTH?

Before the internet, I guess fanboys had to talk to others, but when I think of a fanzine, I see a homely riot grrrl in the early nineties sitting with scissors and paper in a purple bedroom that smells of incense and Camden dirt weed.
Not a well organised grown man with access to a color photocopier a wiro binder and an immense passion for the real ghostbusters.
bonus RGB FAN FICTION