AMERICAN PIMP

I stole this off Trifle - but it's always me who seems to do the pimp posts. It's always struck me as a pretty gay profession, you dress in furs like a mafia wife and hang out with your girlfriends, and when they don't fill your hand with crusty five dollar bills you slap them around screaming bitch every other word because you can't afford the gators you want and you're pissed off because every pimp and colourblind transsexual will have them in the city except you.

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