Tuesday, 31 March 2009

4 VTIME

VIDEOTHUNDER'S COMEDY ARCHIVE: ASYLUM

Strange hit and miss comedy from the mid 90's from a cliquey and only partly likeable bunch (Deplorable Mighty Boosh Connection etc). A time long ago when Paramount nurtured British comedy, before it became the channel that only plays scrubs. I like Holly from Red Dwarf. He should be in more stuff.

YUK

Thursday, 19 March 2009

KING OF PRANKS

DADDY


Sings beautiful songs

LATKE LUNACY

I HATE GP'S - YOU'RE NOT REAL DOCTORS, YOU ARE BASTARDS

I thought I might have a range of things with my fluey symptoms, so I went down sniffling and aching to the doctor's surgery. As soon as I described what I had, the evil lady of death GP burst out laughing and asked me if I'd ever seen any adverts about flu or if I had ever been ill before. She was really posh and really disparaging. She stopped herself laughing halfway through and apologised for being so "aggressive" with me. I then told her the rest of my symptoms and she looked at me hatefully and gave me a tube to piss in with "various bodily pains" written on the side. That doesn't even make sense. Who was she humouring? It's her job. I hate you Dr Sue Blake, you liver spot ridden ratbag. If I have something I'm suing.

PATTI ASTOR BLAH BLAH BLAH



I'm so bored of this retrospective bullshite. Fab Five Freddy is a chancing promo wanker.

Sunday, 15 March 2009

INSANE WOMEN!


"Pandemonium erupted outside of an "America's Next Top Model" casting call at CW Studios in midtown Saturday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties. Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"

BEES GET EXECUTED FOR BEING DRUNK

LENNY DEE ROCKS BOGNOR REGIS


Steve - "Oi mark whats the name of this song...is it all just cuss words?"
Mark - "nah bruv it's the suck my motherfucking dick song, but with the long intro"
Steve - "suck my motherfucking dick"
Mark - (nods in approval)"haha"

I WAS SO RACIST BEFORE I WATCHED THIS


this excellent short blends good humour and some brilliant visuals to look into the paramount issue of racism.

Friday, 13 March 2009

LOCKDOWN

I made this song so people would take my street gang super seriously.



SHADOWCLAW

TIM WIZZY VS TRUST FUND JEWISH RAP: "LETS DO IT ROTH! TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!"

Trustfund Jew rap has been around for many a year, I guess the Beasties were the first, now there's a million yiddish mc's; This Asher Roth character is just the new version and he sucks balls, is completely uninteresting and was born in 1988. I would much rather listen to Asher D than him, but his encounter with Tim Dog is bizarrely compelling. Fatlace just call it 'Wrong', I can only agree. Twizzy plays relentless Eminem instrumentals and goads him into discussing his sex life in detail while Roth just makes fun of the Bossman's age.

Monday, 9 March 2009

GIRUGAMESH




look at the onslaught of GIRUGAMESH's on the comment window of SakuraCon's profile!

http://www.youtube.com/user/SakuraConPR



**UPDATE**

SakuraConPR have shut down the comments window on their profile, but go to any of their videos (especially the one above) and you'll find an avalanche of GIRUGAMESH in the comments section!!!

Also look at any GIRUGAMESH videos (they are a terrible J-rock band who are trying to be hardcore) and you will find some more!!!

GIRUGAMESH

WAY TO CREEP EVERYONE OUT NICHOLAS

I found the Nicholas Lyndhurst vehicle 'Goodnight Sweetheart' depressing enough, but I remember these adverts for Smiths trumping it completely. When they were on tv I didn't even acknowledge the extra creepy element of Lyndhurst as a teenage girl. Weird.




Thanks DB!

LONDON 2012 SONGZ


I will always remember the Barcelona Olympics in 1992, because of Freddie Mercury singing "Barcelonaaa" just before he died. I was a big Queen fan, so I guess it stuck in my brain as the ultimate Olympic power song.
Due to my belief that all Olympics should have a power theme I have compiled a selection of songs that I feel could represent us Londoners and pump up the athletes.

Everybody knows that the Eastenders theme is hot fire, but it also will serve as a reminder to the people of 2012 that there were communities and culture, underneath the massive stadiums and rampant gentrification that the Olympics forced upon the east end. But to be honest Stratford has nothing really going for it anyway.

Or we could have Gerry Rafferty's ode to one of Londons most dull streets. Just because nearly everybody on the planet likes this song.

Or London Posse could perform hows life in London over and over again whilst relaxing on lilos in the diving pool.

Sunday, 8 March 2009

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING, NOBODY IS HAPPY

MORE INSANE ASIAN FAST FOOD OPTIONS


Should the term "seasick" ever be included in a food porn advert....Even if its from the lyrics to a whiter shade of pale? I also have no idea what any of the foods are, I recognize bananas and eggs, not the alien eggs or purple shapes.

SMASH!

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

HOODS AND BURNOUTS

The interview with "Sheigh Crabtree" at 7:10 has got to be scripted..... her brazen preppy confidence instantly made me think of Reece Witherspoons character in Election.

HOO HAAAH

NIN ON DANCE PARTY USA

Monday, 2 March 2009

OVERCHILL


Me and TTR recently squeezed out a track that chills you to the bone.

STOCKHOLMSNATT "STOCKHOLM NIGHT"



Stockholmsnatt is a Swedish teen gang film from the mid eighties.
The boy at the start of the trailer is QDIII the American music producer that made that "BEEF" rap documentary. Supposedly he spent his teens in Sweden fighting alongside these totally annoying looking, long haired karate pricks.

I still really want to see it though?

BASS MASTER D.O.G.

TEENAGE TELLY

Superjail is a complete mind melter of a cartoon. I suggest you watch this episode in full!

Tim and Eric Universe episode.

"I don't clean... I no clean okay?"

Sunday, 1 March 2009