Saturday, 28 February 2009
VAHT DOHZ AHMVERIKA TASS VIKE?
"munabbbala bahsket bull"
"chin rice"
Get on the fucking escalator, this is America!
COMIC BOOK CONFIDENTIAL
Friday, 27 February 2009
ADVERT BREAK
the last one has a spectacular slogan and is definitely worth a look, I either boyed the rest from themeaningofdope or they are old basketball/sports ones I like. The starter ones about the pick up games are definitely true, there is always one clown who talks too much.
AMERICAN PIMP
I stole this off Trifle - but it's always me who seems to do the pimp posts. It's always struck me as a pretty gay profession, you dress in furs like a mafia wife and hang out with your girlfriends, and when they don't fill your hand with crusty five dollar bills you slap them around screaming bitch every other word because you can't afford the gators you want and you're pissed off because every pimp and colourblind transsexual will have them in the city except you.
Part 2/3/4......
Wednesday, 25 February 2009
ICE CUBE GHETTO BIRD
ICE CUBE is talking about the Police helicopters that constantly fly over the tougher neighborhoods of Los Angeles, but I prefer to visualize the lyrics as being about a really arrogant prickish version of Big Bird, flapping around and getting up peoples noses and just generally being a jobsworth bastard.
He also talks about these guys...
"the flying nazis"
"super chicken"
"fucking pigs" basically pigs that rut all the time.
He also manages to lay a strap on king Louis III of France circa 879 AD.
Tuesday, 24 February 2009
GO WHITE BOY GO WHITE BOY
Amateur night at the Harlem Apollo has a famously hard to please crowd. Most acts get booed off in seconds. So it is interesting in a kind of cabaret version of 8Mile when white acts get an applause, but to be honest most of the ones that do are shit.
So above you have New kids on the block lip syncing the right stuff before they became superstars. Whats funny about this video is that Donnie and Jordan supposedly cried backstage because the Apollo crowd liked them.
Or this guy, who just plays the horn for a second and then does the splits badly.
But in the case of Von Von Von I totally understand why the crowd goes nuts. I agree with the crowd on this one. Von is the illest!
So above you have New kids on the block lip syncing the right stuff before they became superstars. Whats funny about this video is that Donnie and Jordan supposedly cried backstage because the Apollo crowd liked them.
Or this guy, who just plays the horn for a second and then does the splits badly.
But in the case of Von Von Von I totally understand why the crowd goes nuts. I agree with the crowd on this one. Von is the illest!
Monday, 23 February 2009
WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO?
This person hasn't followed up any of the suggestions on his page so far.
Come on guys let's get creative!
Come on guys let's get creative!
Sunday, 22 February 2009
Saturday, 21 February 2009
Friday, 20 February 2009
REALLY GUYS?
A vamp-rom-com that has a thin friend telling his fat friend about what's wrong with his life in a pub. ( or cafe or whatever) and leads them on an adventure referencing all their favorite horror movies while still being funny (supposedly) and having a
girl-getting type situation throughout?
maybe if we make them hot gay vampires instead of zombies and have us from east london instead of Crouch End no one will notice.
piss off.
girl-getting type situation throughout?
maybe if we make them hot gay vampires instead of zombies and have us from east london instead of Crouch End no one will notice.
piss off.
Thursday, 19 February 2009
BALLER BLOCKIN'
The whole of Baller Blockin' is available to watch on Youtube. It has 4.2 stars on imdb!
Blurbenstein "Baller Blockin is head and shoulders above any other movie produced by a rap record label. While the movies produced by the No Limit label get all the press, or lack there of, Cash Money's attempt at a movie dwarfed anything with Master P's name on it. Some might even include gone in 60 seconds on this list."
PART 2/3/4/5/6....That's under an hour long! Time well saved for another movie.
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
SOME DAY IN THE 21st CENTURY, THE EARTH WAS ATTACHED BY EXOTIC.
A man reading out the poorly translated descriptions on the back of games for the unpopular 'Game King' console.
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Monday, 16 February 2009
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Saturday, 14 February 2009
TYLER PERRY
i'm not sure if my friends back home in the UK know much about Tyler Perry, but he basically owns America... i think.
i'm not sure why he's so popular but he has 2 TV shows that are on every night and a movie out once a month and he writes plays and he has 600 million dollars and he plays a woman called Madea in some stuff and he writes and produces and directs it all. and Kathy Bates is in one of his 2 new movies that he is also in and directed. And you can buy his plays on DVD's which are so popular the made him $75m since 2006 or something.
and it is all really really bad and made up of everything.
check out this Mrs. Doubtfire/heart break/ rom-com/tranny/ true life/prostitution/halmark/ tear jerker/comedy/ pimp movie about an older lady and a lawyer she doesn't know.
Madea Goes to Jail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPaxKozWA2A
(they disabled embedding so go to you tube)
i'm not sure why he's so popular but he has 2 TV shows that are on every night and a movie out once a month and he writes plays and he has 600 million dollars and he plays a woman called Madea in some stuff and he writes and produces and directs it all. and Kathy Bates is in one of his 2 new movies that he is also in and directed. And you can buy his plays on DVD's which are so popular the made him $75m since 2006 or something.
and it is all really really bad and made up of everything.
check out this Mrs. Doubtfire/heart break/ rom-com/tranny/ true life/prostitution/halmark/ tear jerker/comedy/ pimp movie about an older lady and a lawyer she doesn't know.
Madea Goes to Jail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPaxKozWA2A
(they disabled embedding so go to you tube)
Friday, 13 February 2009
Thursday, 12 February 2009
WHIZIWIG "THATS YOUR MUM"
I stumbled upon this clip whilst looking for old CITV clips (I have been watching it over and over again with tears of laughter rolling down my face.) the clip is from Whiziwig a kids tv programme that I was a bit too old for when it came out.
According to wikepedia it gained critical success for "the groundbreaking manner in which it dealt with adult themes such as morality, death, and mereological nihilism."
Laterr rrrr.
"Classical mereology depends on the idea that there are metaphysical relations that connect part(s) to whole. Mereological nihilists maintain that such relations between part and whole do not exist, since wholes themselves do not exist."
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
SIDEWALK INTERVIEW GOES BAD... REAL BAD
The shocked laughter of the camera man and crew just adds to the brilliance.
ICE-T AND COCO
We all think Ice is great... One of the main reasons we enjoy his music, is because his wife Coco is such an extreme camel toe sporter and all around weird woman. Fuck Brangelina, I could not think of a couple I would rather hang out with more than the T's.
I can imagine the homelife of these two is pretty simple, Ice would want to settle down in front of a dvd of New Jack City and just chill out, whilst Coco is constantly telling him to look at her bum, she then pesters Ice to watch porn instead.
I can imagine the homelife of these two is pretty simple, Ice would want to settle down in front of a dvd of New Jack City and just chill out, whilst Coco is constantly telling him to look at her bum, she then pesters Ice to watch porn instead.
SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T SEE TODAY
I can't imagine this happening nowadays, 50 cent got his chain robbed in one of his regular gigs, while Ice T holds it down in front of a thousand Pablo Escobars, Kimbo Slices and Ted Bundys with no visible security in the middle of San Quentin. I love how uneasy the presenter is at the beginning.
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Monday, 9 February 2009
Sunday, 8 February 2009
INVALUABLE LIFE EXPERIENCE
This woman is a witless inane bastard. She reminds me of the people in charge when you have a really menial job, spending ten minutes telling you where the recycling bin is because they assume everyone else is as moronic as they are. I like the blank glaze across her face, has she considered washing 2 or maybe 3 spoons at the same time?
Comments from youtube to her:
"I already knew about the 'Double Utensil Wash' from a book I read last year which was full of secrets like that. It improved my utensil washing productivity by 49%. Another great little tip I learned from the book is that instead of waiting all day outside a friend's house for them to just happen to come to the door, a handy trick is to do a 'Knock on the Door' or use a 'Doorbell'. If they're home theyll come out pretty instantaneously! Just doing that has increased my daily productivity by 83%."
(via Robert Popper's Blog)
CARTS OF DARKNESS
"In the picture-postcard community of North Vancouver, filmmaker Murray Siple follows men who have turned bottle-picking, their primary source of income, into the extreme sport of shopping cart racing."
Jipped from Semen Sperms.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
Friday, 6 February 2009
JUDGE DREDD 2012 FTW!
A new Judge Dredd film has got a greenlite! The 1995 Dredd was pretty boring so I cannot wait to see what they will do.
They had better include Judge Death.
I posted this video before but thought I should put it up again, as it is great.
CAPTAIN AMERICA VS THE RED SKULL
As a kid I used to watch the 1990 Captain America film once a week with my friend. I completely forgot how impressed I was by the Red Skull, both then and now.
For such a shitty movie they went all out to make the bastard look cool.
UNKNOWN C.O.
I've been listening to a copy of the Clockwork Orange soundtrack whilst trying to do my work, which is why there maybe an increase in Gang related video posts shortly, and this track pops in from absolutly no where.
I had a look on YouTube and some kid(?) has managed to make something even weirder than the music.
I had a look on YouTube and some kid(?) has managed to make something even weirder than the music.
Wait for the CRAZZZY at 1:20
Thursday, 5 February 2009
R.I.P. LUX INTERIOR
The Cramps are my favorite band.
they will never play again.
Lux Interior is dead.
i might have put this up before but i don't care, its amazing.
if it's 1978 and you're in a punk band and you wanna play outside New York City or LA, where you going to find a good audience?
Fucking Napa State Mental Hospital, that's where!
they will never play again.
Lux Interior is dead.
i might have put this up before but i don't care, its amazing.
if it's 1978 and you're in a punk band and you wanna play outside New York City or LA, where you going to find a good audience?
Fucking Napa State Mental Hospital, that's where!
GANG BOY (1954)
Two street gangs, one white and one Chicano, are on a course for a major clash until a friendly police officer suggests that they have a sit-down dinner together. - IMDB
Observant and opinionated gang members.
TOILET LOG
I was perussing The apple trailers website and found the trailer for new film called Eden Log.
Just read the blurb...It makes absolutely no sense at all. And to be honest this annoys me.
"A man wakes up deep inside a cave. Suffering amnesia, he has no recollection of how he came to be here or of what happened to the man whose body he finds beside him. Tailed by a mysterious creature, he must continue through this strange and fantastic world. Enclosed, Tolbiac has no other option to reach the surface than to use REZO ZERO, secret observing cells in this cemetery-like abandoned mine. He embarks upon this journey guided by the roots of a plant, leading the way and the main subject of attention of the REZO."
Just read the blurb...It makes absolutely no sense at all. And to be honest this annoys me.
"A man wakes up deep inside a cave. Suffering amnesia, he has no recollection of how he came to be here or of what happened to the man whose body he finds beside him. Tailed by a mysterious creature, he must continue through this strange and fantastic world. Enclosed, Tolbiac has no other option to reach the surface than to use REZO ZERO, secret observing cells in this cemetery-like abandoned mine. He embarks upon this journey guided by the roots of a plant, leading the way and the main subject of attention of the REZO."
A POEM FOR MY JUGGALO FAMILY
We're big fans of the whole Juggalo movement here at Videothunder, sharing many of their values like face painting, childish anger, robbing small town grocery stores and shamelessly promoting soft drinks for no real reason. Here is a moving poem from a keen Juggalo which really encapsulates the whole ethos, style and importance of the subculture
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
GREATEST SONG IN THE WORLD
JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN JONATHAN!
SEXYBOWL
In Tuscon, Arizona the super bowl was interrupted by a porn film consisting of a man slapping his penis between his legs in front of a woman.
http://fleshbot.com/5144220/porn-invades-the-super-bowl
NSFW, this website is bursting with porn.
IS THIS GOING TO BE FOREVER
A video of a very doped up kid leaving the dentist nicked from TODD JAMES.
Monday, 2 February 2009
THE GAMESMASTERS PREGNANT
Simon Amstell on Gamesmaster.
Even more of a cocky loudmouth when he was a kid.
Sunday, 1 February 2009
NEW ADULT SWIM SHOW: TOTALLY 4 TEENS
"The folks behind Street Carnage, Wonder Showzen and the Daily Show are screening thier new Adult Swim pilot, Totally 4 Teens, tomorrow Wednesday January 7th at Monster Island (128 River St @ Metropolitan Ave). The show “features Teens doing totally awesome shit like looking into the future, hating themselves, learning about Jews and teens eating cream filled pickles.”
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/tvcarnage/a-totally-for-teens-t4t-trailer/
STUPID WIVES, ALWAYS RUINING NEW YEARS
Note the website is called 'dontbeaweekendparent.com' how cheap is that? Gallagher!!!
Like the gif from his website though:
(thanks to blogfather Vtime for the .gif technico)
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