Sunday, 31 May 2009
Saturday, 30 May 2009
Friday, 29 May 2009
Thursday, 28 May 2009
OVERLY SENSUAL CRISP ADVERT
The voice-over man probably sends his meals back in fancy restaurants complaining that he can't 'hear the taste'.
FUTTERS! MOTHS MAKE CAR SLIMY
from the Daily Mail's new youtube profile - all their videos seem to be narrated by a shy 12 year old boy for some reason.
Wednesday, 27 May 2009
SHAKE IT LIKE THIS
Somehow this is so perfect.
Clock DVA: the booty soundtrack from another dimension?
Tuesday, 26 May 2009
CHOICE CUTS OF WESTWOOD ON TWITTER
Catch up with Tim-Dog on his daily. Here is a preview of what you're in for:
Tryin to get a lift home - can't aford a cab from Swinden to London
On the north circular tryin to find a bus stop to the West End.
There's nothin like rockin a fresh dougie!
National Condom Week – the harden warrior lives a life of defense
National Condom Week – wear a latex or you might be getting that late text - the text that says she’s late
Blasting off on Radio 1. Twitter me your shout outs!
Anybody seen Wiley????? - best answer from @benhuggy - maybe some girls wearing his Rolex and he has no idea what time it is! - but ChinaBlue79 also has a valid point - Perhaps he's just not that into you
Had a real positive day - looks like we're gonna be jumpin back into some London clubs! There's nothin like rippin in your hometown!
plans for summer - sleep late, loose weight & sex on the first date
ladies free all nite - if you’re born a woman, look womanly or just mad effeminate - your free all nite
Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know
Monday, 25 May 2009
Sunday, 24 May 2009
PHOENIX GAMES!
The Only European Super Budget Games Publisher!
I find nearly ever aspect of this company hilarious. The concepts for the games are one thing, but the in-game visuals are another. Also they get their cutscene animations done by a company which only advertises that they can do short web animations.
Here is the opening cartoon from their game 'Dinosaur Adventure':
PRECIOUS JOY THIS IS FUNNY
Funded by Oprah and Tyler Perry. I haven't laughed at a trailer for ages! Watch when she talks about the abuse and they cut to Precious getting a frying pan thrown at her head! Hilarious! This is like the Notorious biopic merged with Steptoe and Son. Mariah Carey in a wig trying to pretend to be normal is a great bonus.
THIS IS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR
Disgusting! A monster could never be loved! You have made a terrible mistake!
MAC AND ME THE GREATEST ADVERT OF ALL TIME
"The film is known for its numerous and blatant product placements, including Coca-Cola, Skittles, Sears and McDonald's to name a few. The main character's name, Mac, is a reference to McDonald's Big Mac sandwich. The only food the aliens require are Coke and Skittles. A ten-minute-long impromptu dance number, featuring Ronald McDonald, takes place in a McDonald's franchise which led Leonard Maltin to call the film "more like a TV commercial than a movie".[1] However, according to Seth Stevenson, "there was no quid pro quo between the filmmakers and these companies."[2] In spite of the latter statement, during the scene where Mac is drinking a Coca-Cola, director Stewart Raffill comedically holds up four $100 bills in the background."
This movie made me obsessed with Mcdonalds and Coke. So it completely worked.
I am still amazed that it was allowed to be so incredibly blatant with the product placement and advertising.
Saturday, 23 May 2009
T-SHIRT SALES BOOSTED BY IRONY
sales of a t-shirt with a kick-ass 3 wolf-moon design have skyrocketed ever since people have relentlessly been giving it crazy reviews. Most of the reviews give a detailed description of how the wearer instantly became super attractive to women after wearing it.
"The second that these 3 Wolves touched my chest I benchpressed 5 meth labs and wrote an essay about moonlight. When I wear this shirt as pants I can run to Canada in only 42 days."
Read them here!
Friday, 22 May 2009
MR. SPICE THE TERMINATOR
So it sounds like Terminator 4 is a waste of time.
I could tell from the trailers that it looked far from spicy.
TV NATION
A young Louis Theroux investigating the buying of Avon cosmetics by Amazonian women.
"TV Nation was a satirical newsmagazine television series written, directed and hosted by Michael Moore that was co-funded and originally broadcast by NBC in the United States and BBC2 in the United Kingdom. The show blended humor and journalism into provocative reports about various issues. After moving to Fox for its second (and final) season, the show won an Emmy in 1995 for "Outstanding Informational Series.
SUPER SMASH BROS '82
Grandmaster D.St & The Infinity Rappers. I think Will C uploaded it again or something. Videotime showed it to me in a drunken youtube night years ago; because I remember in his words it contained "the most absurd exorcist sample that should be always illegal" - in other words it was a very good song, and I agreed lots that it should be always illegal.
Thursday, 21 May 2009
MY ACTING FRIEND!
I used to sit next to a super confident guy called Rafi in my science lessons.
He has now achieved success as an actor! But at a price...
He has now achieved success as an actor! But at a price...
Wednesday, 20 May 2009
Tuesday, 19 May 2009
ENVIRO-BEAR!
my favorite part of Envrio-bear 2000 is the fact that there are other bears in orange cars driving around!
Monday, 18 May 2009
Sunday, 17 May 2009
THE OFFICIAL SNACK OF HIP HOP
Rap Snacks are a variety of potato chips and popcorn that feature famous rappers. They are generally sold in convenience stores, particularly in inner-city areas. They are advertised as "The Official Snack of Hip Hop."
Rap Snacks were created by James "Fly" Lindsay in 1994. Rap Snacks feature a wide variety of popular rappers, as well as several lesser-known or up-and-coming artists. Each has its own distinct flavor. The packaging of each variety features a cartoon version of the rapper on the front and a brief biography of the artist on the back.
In August 2007, Lil' Romeo purchased the Rap Snacks Company for an undisclosed amount of money. [1] The original creator of the snacks, James "Fly" Lindsay, still runs the company's daily operations and aims to expand the Rap Snacks product line with Romeo's help.
Bad Boy recording artist Chopper Young City of the worldwide platinum rap group "Da Band," recently signed on as the spokesperson for Rap Snacks Pork Skins and Cracklins, with flavors such as Ham & Cheese and Sweet BBQ.
Saturday, 16 May 2009
MAXIMUM FUCKIN' OVERDRIVE
Hahaha Stephen kings face!
"When a mysterious comet passes close within the Earth, machines all over the World come alive and go on homicidal rampages. A group of people in a desolate Truck Stop are held hostage by a gang of homicidal 18-wheelers. The frightened people set out to defeat the killer machines...or be killed by them."
"When a mysterious comet passes close within the Earth, machines all over the World come alive and go on homicidal rampages. A group of people in a desolate Truck Stop are held hostage by a gang of homicidal 18-wheelers. The frightened people set out to defeat the killer machines...or be killed by them."
Friday, 15 May 2009
DANCE "90" FOREVER
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Thursday, 14 May 2009
Wednesday, 13 May 2009
SCISSORS+ARGOS=LOLLAGE
This brilliant video is from the same crazy young chaps that did the VOLVIC PISSTAKE.
I think we can all remember being bored to tears in Physics lessons. Just think of the fun that could have been salvaged if we had camera phones.
TIM AND ERIC ARE RELEASING A PAL DVD FOR EURO LAUGHS
I embarrassingly jerked this off Peter Serafinowicz's blogroll.
BUY IT HERE
BUY IT HERE
BUY IT HERE
I used to think Comedy was the only thing we did that made us interesting or different from other countries. But right now I couldn't name a British comedy show which is funnier than good Adult Swim stuff like T&E or Superjail. Ok, Horne & Cordon aside, I can't think of anything funnier.
MOST DEPRESSING FEELGOOD CARTOON EVER
off Michael Kupperman's blog http://mkupperman2.wordpress.com/
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
STUDIO AUDIENCES ARE IDIOTS
Especially middle class ones who clap and whoop aggressively at anything they agree with, it turns quite funny American comedy-news shows into a political circlejerk.
No one has really ever addressed it apart from furious blowfish Christopher Hitchens.
No one has really ever addressed it apart from furious blowfish Christopher Hitchens.
Monday, 11 May 2009
Sunday, 10 May 2009
Saturday, 9 May 2009
LOUIS AND BLACK MILLITANT ISRAELITES
I've completely lost the plot with the internet. Videotime's on holiday and Trifle for the last few days has just posted weird filler videos. I'm at a loss, so here's something I've stolen off the now rarely updated but otherwise fun friend of Video-thunder Bonanza blog
HILARIOUSLY SPECIFIC INSANE FETISH POST
Suit in shower!
Bikini lady beaten up by zombies!
Explosion sock!
Bikini lady beaten up by zombies!
Explosion sock!
Friday, 8 May 2009
Thursday, 7 May 2009
CRAB HAVING A GREAT TIME
A photographer caught video of a crab hitching a ride on the back of a giant pink meanie jellyfish off the Gulf Coast of Florida.
DUKE NUKEM NOT FOREVER
3D realms, creators of the Duke Nukem series, have shut down.
They had famously been working on the next installment of the series titled "Duke Nukem Forever" for 12 years. This teaser trailer was released in 2007:
It seems strange that they would release a trailer that basically signs the death warrant of the game, as the graphics weren't much improved from the cutscenes of 1998 Ps1 game 'MediEvil'. They were basically saying that they had no funding or interest in making the new Nukem and that they were all going home, through a game trailer.
They had famously been working on the next installment of the series titled "Duke Nukem Forever" for 12 years. This teaser trailer was released in 2007:
It seems strange that they would release a trailer that basically signs the death warrant of the game, as the graphics weren't much improved from the cutscenes of 1998 Ps1 game 'MediEvil'. They were basically saying that they had no funding or interest in making the new Nukem and that they were all going home, through a game trailer.
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
KING CITY ROCKERS
We linked another performance from this brilliant public access show last year "THEFRESHCREW"
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
AN ADVERT SO ANNOYING, EVEN KIDS TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT
Here is the explanation of the above video.
"The GAY Volvic Challenge accomplished by Nath Walden.
It was a very hard 11 or 12 weeks but he completed it and felt GOOD/GAY/SHIT"
2.02 to 2.35 LOL.
Monday, 4 May 2009
THUG WORKOUTS GIANT MOVEEZ
Whilst the Ruff Ryders are pretty cool and everything, I prefer the Bartendaz way of doing things.
In all honesty the Bartendaz guys are quite impressive. If you were using some insane looking space machine to work out in your 40 quid a month gym and getting nowhere, then the walk home past these guys would be sole destroying.
MONGOLIA: HARDEST PLACE ON EARTH
The British are such pussycakes, hunting foxes with hounds. In Mongolia they hunt WOLVES with EAGLES.
Sunday, 3 May 2009
CLOWN
I am a bit too old to have watched Are you afraid of the dark.
But I have heard a lot about this episode. I think it scared a lot of kids.
YOU PROMISE NOT TO KILL MY WOLF?
Some nerd hacked into a famous RPG game called 'Dues Ex' and edited all the speech and animations.
Saturday, 2 May 2009
Friday, 1 May 2009
TURK BAD BOYZ
Please, if any readers speak German could they explain what is going on.
I know that modern Germany is obsessed with the Turkish Badman/Binbashing problem. And this program seems to love interviewing them.
I think double denim is rinsing the fat girls. In this one.
BLADIN' WITH MY BUDS....YEAH!
Videotime used to be into this kind of thing when he was younger. I can see why, the clothes are so fun AND functional.
(via everything is terrible)
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