ARGH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU IS SUCKING MY BLOOD??

FUCK YOU!! 

STONE ME

Not quite a literal song, more like shredding I think:

LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK LINK

HAHAHAAAAAAA

A must watch.
I bet god is even laughing at his audacity.

KITTEN MITTENS

MUTTON BUSTING

DALTON & THE WOLVES (MORE KIPPLE)

BLOKE BLOKE BLOKE

Some Awful Library Books:

I'M BACK

I now have the internet again. Bye Bye Trifle.

RULE 34

I'm on holiday for three weeks now, bye mates.

COOKING WIT' BEEFCAKE

This bloke is unreal. He makes Dave of COOKING WITH DAVE fame look like the greatest chef on the planet.

PLEASURE SAWS

Thanks DB!

STREET HEROES

NERD KING II

I'm still regularly checking up on 'Xelger', the nerd king I have previously posted.

He is now doing a walkthrough of 'Culdept' which is the stupidest game I have ever seen; it looks like a fucking level select screen the whole time. However he manages to make the videos amazing with his in-the-know incomprehensible commentary and resonant geek voice.

TRUE MAGIC

Muslims and mecca, Juggalos and the gathering... same thing!
Poor old Ice Cube and Scarface.
The wicked shit poppin' off, expect the unexpected ya'll.
Only a couple of weeks to get your tickets!

Thanks to Stevie Nudist.

THIS IS SCARY

She is addicted to air duster spray can things.

ELEVATOR UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Completely stolen from TIIT

TITO PUENTE MAKES OSCAR THE GROUCH DANCE!

Endless thanks to Adam for showing me the tropical music!

THE BEST BITS

REST IN PEACE HEINZ EDELMANN

The art director behind the yellow submarine and all round brilliant illustrator has passed away aged 75.
I used to watch the yellow submarine on a weekly basis as a little kid. He was a massive inspiration to many.

WHY I WILL POST THIS AGAIN

I think this is the funniest video ever made.
reasons.
0:22 the look of fear on the bears face as it gets attacked is priceless.
The segway powered failed grope at 1:39.
Muppet like red guy getting pulled across the court at 1:47. The mascot looks so insanely human, it sort of becomes aware of what it is doing and just gives up and goes with the flow.

PILLOWY MOUNDS

BILLY MAYS EXTENDED MEMORIAL

Billy orders some 'Donalds.

FOXFIRETB

JERK CHICKENS

Big dance craze in California. Bit like Juke or Jit, but with a more floppy laid back west coast feel. Look to Hyphy and Bay Area rappers for originations of this style.

NOT CHICKEN BUT PIZZA (IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT)

The "my big fat oriental wedding pizza" aka "prawns that sound like laughter pizza"

This one is called "German cheese filled penis pizza"

Finally the "totally fucking-weird cheese child abuse pizza" known as the "Goldy cheesy" in Thailand.

Find Child.
Caress his hood gently.
Rub his tender smoked sausage.
Squeeze his cheeks, till cheese comes out.

THE PARALLEL WORLD OF CHICKEN COTTAGE

Further Halal-based madness. They really do rake it in. I've never liked the Cottage as much as Dixy Though,

THE INCREDIBLE WORLD OF DIXY CHICKEN

"Business power"

"Romance"

"Sustenance"


I used to eat at Dixy's, but all of Cutters know that Chicago is better.
Also the original Perfect fried chicken location in Stepney Green beats every other nasty fried chicken shop, due to the fact they bring you your food on plates and give you an after eight for free, as a dessert.

THE LAST DRAGON

"A remake of the movie is currently in the works, with Samuel L. Jackson assuming the role of Sho'nuff. John Davis of Davis Entertainment and Gordy's son Kerry Gordy, along with the RZA are set to produce. Penning the screenplay as well as producing is Dallas Jackson, who heads up the urban family label DJ Classicz with Davis"

Via Wikepedia.

T LA ROCK AT HOME

T la rock has a big movie collection.

HELL IZ FOR CHILDREN

ARSE

Flight to Manchester
by Rrrseblogging

DON'T RUN AWAY FROM HOME

But do listen to sailors in the woods.

SPACE PUNCH

79 year old Buzz Aldrin bops a conspiracy idiot in the face.

FAT MAN ON A BEACH

B.S. Johnson's last film.


Parts 2-5 can be found on David Quantick's Youtube Profile.

WHO LOVES THIS SIMPSONS?

BLADIN' WITH THE PROS

Thanks Theo you doughnut!

EARLY EMO PHILLIPS

part 1:

part 2:

THE MEDIA BURN ARCHIVE

Media Burn Independent Video Archive has been a dream for more than 30 years, since the first days of independent video. Independent videomakers who have been producing groundbreaking work generally have not had access to widespread distribution. Now, like the portable video technology of the archive’s roots, current digital technologies have revolutionized how people and ideas come together.
Here is a selection of some of the interesting videos these people have archived.

"Deadheads" Make sure you watch the burnouts from 3:30.

"Bill Murray having a rant"

"Crack epidemic"

"Mr. Condom"


"Herpes was pretty good to us, but this AIDS epidemic has really started making us some money"

GROVER?

POO AT PAULS

MUSIC BREAK "SUNSET"

CHILL YVES CHILL

WHERE I SHOP

"WORRRD, kinda fresh ain't it?"

PRIVACY

MR. WONGS CRIB/YARD

NO DEAL

PEDANTIC NERDS LISTEN UP

Here are some of the 'Howie scream's many uses:

I JUST MADE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE MISTAKE

The worst mistake of my life. I just ate at Arby's. Or rather, i tried. That slogan; 'Arby's Is Delicious' was too stupid to resist. To call it eating is a pure misnomer. What i undertook was essentially an activity in mastication and deglutition with no positive benefit, unlike munching say, a stick of celery or a Big Mac.

The instant i took my first bite i knew i was going to feel bad about it forever. It was really one of those situations in which you wish life had an Undo function.

I won't even go into the constitution of the object that i ingested. That's for the Google to tell you, but take it from me, it would have been more enjoyable to chew on a toilet block. At least that would have had some flavour.

The darndest thing of it all is this though: on the back of the receipt is a voucher for a free sandwich, at Arby's. And guess what. I'm filling it in because i'm damned poor and would be a dumb fool to pass up a full stomach for no outlay. So, before i take up dumpster-diving, i think i'll be going to get my Beef n'Cheddar from that big hat and see how long i can survive by this method. I give it a week. Conservatively.

FABIO!

PRANK

ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE TO ME?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEREK BAILEY "ON THE EDGE"

UNIVERSITY CREAM

OMG

MICHAEL OWEN

Thanks Frank

VIDEOTHUNDER COMEDY FLASHBACK: QUIZZLESTICK

Mitchell & Webb unashamedly made 'Numberwang' and are a massive hit. Adam & Joe however sit on the curb outside broadcasting house with a sign saying 'will podcast for food', while the two Peep Show actors sit on thrones eating grapes dribbled into their mouths by Barry Cryer and Sandi Toksvig. Ugh.

WE WILL NEVER BE THIS MODERN

Paleo Future always comes up trumps. Go Paleo Future!

Jump off at 2:50:

The Electronic Home
by paleofuture

Newton deserves a repost:



And General Motors came up with some amazing truck designs in 1982:

JIM JONES/DIPSET MADNESS

The NYPD Hip Hop Police's mugshots like Killa Cam's above can be found at The Smoking Gun.

DIARY OF A TIRED BLACK MAN

I REMEMBER BARBRA

THANKS I NEEDED THAT THEN

DEAD PEOPLE STARING AT YOU THOUGH YOUTUBE

This account subscribed to one of my old youtube accounts out of nowhere.

http://www.youtube.com/user/BetterThanObits

It turns out that they do youtube obituaries.

HIP HOUSE

I want more than 10 minutes

Stolen off 12oz.

IRISH ICE SCREAM

SOVIET ALBUM COVERS ON SPACEGHETTO

Thanks Jackson!

A NICE COLD ONE MAYBE SOME CHIPS?

MY NEW YOUTUBE PROFILE DOESN'T WORK PROPERLY

WHAT UP? SMOKE DA CRACK

Jump off at 0:15.

MUSIC BREAK: SOUL DRACULA

UNSUBTLE LYNCH DISS

LOLVOGUES

SKIN LIKE SEALS

MONSTERS

HAHAHA

Dancing in the town square? But the town is Bensonhurst in Brooklyn.

TOMAHAWKS VS. LORDS

and yeah, that's also Cyrus from The Warriors playing Lil John

THE VIEWERS OF VIDEOTHUNDER

MORE SMASHING CHIPTUNES

THE ONLY REASON TO WATCH THIS FILM

The first ten are the best ten.

MASTER WONG IS NEVER WRONG

DARLING, REMEMBER OUR FIRST DANCE?

MUSIC BREAK "SATURDAY NIGHT"

Via WIZGANG

OFF THE WALL

Funny and sad:

Thanks Davina

I FINALLY FOUND IT AND IT IS WRONG

To many of you the video above is just a live performance by the musical group Salt-n-Pepa.

But it is one of my first musical memories. I can remember watching that performance on TV with my mum and her agreeing with me that it was a great song.
The reason this is remotely interesting is that I have since described the performance as being for the queen. I genuinely thought it was a royal variety performance and not a Smash hits Poll winners party, so I have asked people if they remember "the Salt-n-Pepa performance at the Royal Albert Hall in front of the Queen" on many occasions, but now I know it was all nonsense I made up, this is the problem with childhood memories.
So here I am apologizing for my brains indescrepencies.

A REAL C.H.U.D

A cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller in full effect inside a North Carolina sewer!

"No, these are not bryozoans! They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting."

I RECITE THIS TO PEOPLE ON THE TRAIN

GENUINE NERD - KEYBOARD CAT

UUUH

LONG HAIR

I GUESS THEY'RE STILL COOL?